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| Which Part Of Your Body Goes To Heaven First? by debest1(m): 10:23am On Sep 23, 2009 |
The nun teaching Sunday School was speaking to her class one morning and she asked the question, 'When you die and go to Heaven, which part of your body goes first?' Suzy raised her hand and said, 'I think it's your hands.' 'Why do you think it's your hands, Suzy?' Suzy replied, 'because when you pray, you hold your hands together in front of you and God just takes your hands first.' 'What a wonderful answer!' the nun said. Little Johnny raised his hand and said, 'Sister, I think it's your feet.' The nun looked at him with the strangest look on her face. 'Now, Little Johnny, why do you think it would be your feet?' Little Johnny said, 'Well, I walked into mummy and daddy's bedroom the other night and mummy had her legs straight up in the air and she was saying, 'Oh ! God, I'm coming! If dad hadn't pinned her down, we'd have lost her.' The Nun fainted. |
| Re: Which Part Of Your Body Goes To Heaven First? by KennyG6(m): 10:30am On Sep 23, 2009 |
lmao, classic!  |
| Re: Which Part Of Your Body Goes To Heaven First? by 55gal(m): 10:38am On Sep 23, 2009 |
not specified in d Bible,  |
| Re: Which Part Of Your Body Goes To Heaven First? by KennyG6(m): 10:54am On Sep 23, 2009 |
55gal:  |
| Re: Which Part Of Your Body Goes To Heaven First? by aristole(m): 1:17pm On Sep 23, 2009 |
@ Poster. Let me go to the popular side of the jungle and say TUAILLLEEEE!!! |
| Re: Which Part Of Your Body Goes To Heaven First? by KennyG6(m): 1:20pm On Sep 23, 2009 |
aristole:hun? am confused here ooo |
| Re: Which Part Of Your Body Goes To Heaven First? by bashydemy(m): 8:43pm On Sep 23, 2009 |
who be that boy wey dey go look him papa and mama when dem dey Gba miliki? |
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