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Mathematics Dating Examination by nnachukz(m): 11:28pm On Aug 10, 2016
MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER Time: 3Hrs 30MINS
INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS


1. You have dated a girl for two years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. (20 marks)

3. For Boys You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s
(a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15marks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5marks)

4. You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. (20 marks)

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than $600. Your daughter who is awaiting GCE result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth $1,200 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. (20 marks)

6. For girls You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. (20 marks)

7. You can't give your wife $5 for a pot of soup, but you spend over $500 in bars and restaurant.
Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 (20 marks)

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