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Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by Epi: 10:12pm On Sep 24, 2009
~Sauron~:

Aren't most babes like this?

No hair on their head----Wig.
No height at all------------Heels
No boobs-------------------Wonderbra.
Godzilla face---------------Excessive make-up
Putrescent body odour------Perfume/Eau de Toilet

So which of em isn't fake?
The correct term for the above is Plastic not fake.  wannabe barbies = plastic girls.  But don't you dare call an american girl plastic or you'll find yourself bleeding from a head butt

Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by Sauron1: 10:15pm On Sep 24, 2009
Epi:

The correct term for the above is Plastic not fake. wannabe barbies = plastic girls.

Plastic = Fake.

@ Michelin89,

Trying to be good?
She's a snake then. . . .not FAKE!!!
Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by Nobody: 10:18pm On Sep 24, 2009
~Sauron~:

Plastic = Fake.

@ Michelin89,

Trying to be good?
She's a snake then. . . .not FAKE!!!

If she was at least a hundredth of what she claims to be, I could understand, but you know you are living in lies and you keep provoking.
Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by Sauron1: 10:22pm On Sep 24, 2009
michelin89:

If she was at least a hundredth of what she claims to be, I could understand, but you know you are living in lies and you keep provoking.

Get close to her. Kiss n make-up.
Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by Epi: 10:29pm On Sep 24, 2009
Maybe I am too Americanize.  Here, when you say she is a plastic girl, it mean everything you mentioned earlier ( the term came from the movie "Mean Girls"wink.  I see a fake person as:- you are jealous of a person yet you pretend to love that person .  It's like you are putting on an act.  I think that's what Micheline is saying undecided
My last on this topic.  I've been thinking about papa john's pizza since last night so I am off to see if there's one close to me   That frickin Papa John's Ad is following me everywhere I go on this forum grin grin grin.  That's it I must have pizza.
**correction* change from (I to you) singular to plural so you all don't think I talking baout myself (lol)
~Sauron~:

Plastic = Fake.

@ Michelin89,

Trying to be good?
She's a snake then. . . .not FAKE!!!
Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by Nobody: 10:41pm On Sep 24, 2009
~Sauron~:

Get close to her. Kiss n make-up.

So she can bite me to death?
Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by stede(m): 11:20pm On Sep 24, 2009
ABEG, MY GURL, LEAVE THE MATTER TO GOD. I KNOW HE WILL NEVER FORSAKE YOU.
SEEK THE LORD AND YOU SHALL FIND HIM.
Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by Secretz(f): 12:01am On Sep 25, 2009
Irritate the hell outta her. . . .  follow her around as much as you can, play touchy feely, give her the big FAKE grin  grin , give her lots of hugs . . .  etc

Wouldn't this just p!ss you the hell off?  ? ?  grin 

Or Ignore. wink
Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by spoilt(f): 12:04am On Sep 25, 2009
who walks around like that with fuschia painted lips?
Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by sexyLeamon(f): 3:39am On Sep 25, 2009
michel, I thought u are a girl, and a girl being ur girlfriend am confuse here what am I missing?
Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by oneluvb55(f): 4:43am On Sep 25, 2009
no reach her oh.
Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by Nobody: 7:50am On Sep 25, 2009
Secretz:

Irritate the hell outta her. . . .  follow her around as much as you can, play touchy feely, give her the big FAKE grin  grin , give her lots of hugs . . .  etc

Wouldn't this just p!ss you the hell off?  ? ?  grin 

Or Ignore.  wink

S thatz the new method women use to irritate each other? grin grin grin
No wonder!!!
But itz funny when the stalkee knows what the stalker is doing and why. If Michelin's friend finds out what michelin is doing, if she doesnt care(sure she dnt) then she'll begin to think that what she's doing is getting at Mitchellin and she'll try to do worse to see Mitchelin's next move.

It actually feels good to know that you're affecting someone's life and that you make them do things on their time.

The best method to take care of a fake girl is to tell her that you hate fakeness. . . .tell her to Bleep off or IGNORE the hot mess. A woman ignored is hell bend. . . .she'll do anything to get your attention or leave you alone undecided
Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by Nobody: 12:29pm On Sep 25, 2009
She is not my friend and has never been one. I thank myself for not being foolish enough to believe her gibberish.  shocked
Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by iice(f): 5:48pm On Sep 27, 2009
I've yet to encounter a nasty ex babe undecided

As for a fake girl. . .lol i no get time. I usually don't have to say anything.
Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by rooney86(m): 6:10pm On Sep 27, 2009
keep your friends close
keep your enemies closer!
Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by Sauron1: 6:11pm On Sep 27, 2009
iice:

I've yet to encounter a nasty ex babe undecided


Then it's safe to conclude your partners don't date nasty Nigerian babes.
Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by iice(f): 6:18pm On Sep 27, 2009
~Sauron~:

Then it's safe to conclude your partners don't date nasty Nigerian babes.

LMAO! maybe
Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by chic2pimp(m): 9:14pm On Sep 27, 2009
~Sauron~:

Then it's safe to conclude your partners don't date nasty Nigerian babes.
That's better.
Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by minute(f): 12:54am On Sep 28, 2009
Sounds like both of you need to grow up undecided undecided undecided
Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by Nobody: 11:41am On Sep 28, 2009
minute:

Sounds like both of you need to grow up undecided undecided undecided


Nor be that one I ask. Read my first post and tell me what option is better.
Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by PAININASS: 11:42am On Sep 28, 2009
i don't know!
Are you into lesbian?
Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by LordReed(m): 6:23pm On Sep 28, 2009
Me am wondering why the post is in the romance section.
Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by Nobody: 8:55pm On Sep 28, 2009
PAININASS:

i don't know!
Are you into lesbian?

NO

Lord_Reed:

Me am wondering why the post is in the romance section.

Because it's me, my ex and his girl??
Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by LordReed(m): 12:31pm On Sep 29, 2009
michelin89:

Because it's me, my ex and his girl??

Ok so u wanna get back wit ur ex?
Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by Nobody: 4:43pm On Sep 29, 2009
Lord_Reed:

Ok so u wanna get back wit your ex?

NO She is thinking I had a fling with her ex. Absolutely absurd. angry
Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by LordReed(m): 7:19pm On Sep 29, 2009
Ahhh so it's more like a love square lol
Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by Nobody: 10:37pm On Sep 29, 2009
Is it even a polygon?

Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by tarano: 2:31pm On Sep 30, 2009
Once you determine a girl u trying to get close to is a fake girl, you move on,
You ignore fake girls period!
Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by mamagee6(f): 7:31pm On Oct 12, 2009
Fake girls are very easy to notice at the beginning so the victims of a fake girl shouldn't complain because the had the chance to see through her and know that she's a fake girl. tongue
Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by posakosa(m): 7:39pm On Oct 12, 2009
,mama-gee:

Fake girls are very easy to notice at the beginning so the victims of a fake girl shouldn't complain because the had the chance to see through her and know that she's a fake girl. tongue

You're right. Mama gen-gen
Re: How Do You Deal With A Fake Girl? by Nobody: 5:15pm On Oct 19, 2009
U deal with fake girls with bundles of lies

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