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Funny Politician Quote by Paintersing: 1:07am On Aug 14, 2016
10 Quotes About Politicians



1.A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen - Winston Churchill
2.An honest man in politics shines more there than he would elsewhere - Mark Twain
3.Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word - Charles De Gaulle
4.When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators - PJ O'Rourke
5.Mothers all want their sons to grow up to be president but they don't want them to become politicians in the process - John Fitzgerald Kennedy
6.Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber - Plato
7.Statesmen tell you what is true even though it may be unpopular. Politicians will tell you what is popular, even though it may be untrue - Anonymous
8.A politician thinks of the next election - a statesman of the next generation - James Freeman Clarke
9.Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen - Bob Edwards
10.Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress .... But I repeat myself - Mark Twain
Lemme know what you think down below ...
Re: Funny Politician Quote by dikeigbo2(m): 1:15am On Aug 14, 2016
Very true, but that number 8 is a trademark in this our clime.
Re: Funny Politician Quote by junketer(m): 1:17am On Aug 14, 2016
Op no forget these ones... quotes by dullardona,,,, 3million jobs a year, 1 naira to 1 dollar,5 k monthly allawee. Just like the number 3 quote on your list, bubu was very suprised that zombies believed him

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Re: Funny Politician Quote by Paintersing: 1:45am On Aug 14, 2016
dikeigbo2:
Very true, but that number 8 is a trademark in this our clime.
Yeah
Re: Funny Politician Quote by Paintersing: 1:47am On Aug 14, 2016
junketer:
Op no forget these ones... quotes by dullardona,,,, 3million jobs a year, 1 naira to 1 dollar,5 k monthly allawee. Just like the number 3 quote on your list, bubu was very suprised that zombies believed him
Funny

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