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Dear Dad by New(m): 12:36pm On Dec 12, 2006
A father passing by his son's bedroom, was astonished to see the bed was
nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope,
propped up prominently on the pillow. It was addressed, "Dad."
With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter,
with trembling hands.

Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope
with my new girlfriend, because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mum and
you. I've been finding real passion with Stacy, and she is so nice, but
I knew you would not approve of her, because of all her piercings,
tattoos, her tight Motorcycle clothes, and because she is so much
older than I am.

But it's not only the passion, Dad. She's pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy. She owns a trailer in the woods,
and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. We share a dream of
having many more children. Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that
marijuana doesn't, really hurt anyone. We'll be growing it for
ourselves, and trading it with the other people in the commune, for all
the cocaine and ecstasy we want.

In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS, so
Stacy can get better. She sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15, and I know how to take care of myself. Someday,
I'm sure we'll be back to visit, so you can get to know your many
grandchildren.

Love, your son, John.


P.S. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at Tommy's house. I just
wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than the school
report that's on my desk. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to
come home.
Re: Dear Dad by mukina2: 12:50pm On Dec 12, 2006
lol . . .i'll write this one to my papa . . . .na gun go greet me grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Dear Dad by ikamefa(f): 8:54pm On Jan 22, 2007
hum! apart from a double- headed koboko thrashing i will receive i will serve punishment till i die! grin
Re: Dear Dad by iice(f): 8:57pm On Jan 22, 2007
Have seen this joke before, but it was reverse, it was the daughter who wrote the dad all that.

ikamefa:

hum! apart from a double- headed koboko thrashing i will receive i will serve punishment till i die! grin

Word! grin

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