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Worst Farts Ever by Nobody: 6:24pm On Aug 18, 2016
Everyone's had that moment where they ate a food which gave them stomach upset and made them fart? Share your worst farting stories and let's all laugh it out. Cc cruzita Yewandequeen et Ujsizzle Pidggin
Re: Worst Farts Ever by hahn(m): 6:28pm On Aug 18, 2016
lordnicklaus:
Everyone's had that moment where they ate a food which gave them stomach upset and made them fart? Share your worst farting stories and let's all laugh it out. Cc cruzita Yewandequeen et Ujsizzle Pidggin

undecided

So, I cannot remember what I had to eat o.

I was inside this danfo, in hold up, and suddenly felt the need to fart.

As a professional, if haf tey grin , I lifted one yansh and let a silent one go. Luckily for me, I was sitting close to the window tongue

"God punish this person". "E no go better for this kind person". etc. Wetin I no hear from all these religious fanatics inside the bus. What ever happened to the gospel of peace and forgiveness? undecided

Na so one guy just dey observe me as I dey giggle up and down. As a sharp guy, na so I start to dey swear my own grin

"This person will die in Jesus name!" "This person will not prosper!" cheesy

Thank God there is no God grin grin grin

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Re: Worst Farts Ever by Pidggin(f): 8:22pm On Aug 18, 2016
Lol I was here grin cheesy
Re: Worst Farts Ever by Nobody: 8:35pm On Aug 18, 2016
Pidggin:
Lol I was here grin cheesy
Tell ur story.
Re: Worst Farts Ever by hahn(m): 9:54am On Aug 19, 2016
lordnicklaus:


Tell ur story.

When are you going to tell yours?
Re: Worst Farts Ever by Nobody: 12:14pm On Sep 19, 2016
Cc Born2Freak share your worst farting story.

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