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This Is Not Nollywood!! by IAmAmbrose(m): 3:35pm On Aug 19, 2016 |
When Musa was in JSS2, his teacher always yelled @ him, calling him a waste of product & failure in life"..... One day, Musa's grandma came 2 school 2 check how her grandson was doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy all her life b4; & advised her 2 withdraw him frm school, becos schooling 4 Musa would be a total waste of time & money. The grandma was shocked @d teacher's comment She withdrew her grandson frm d school & relocated him 2 Maiduguri.. **** 25 years later**** The teacher was diagnosed wit a cancer. All d doctors she met advised her 2 do surgery & its only a certain doctor in d whole of Nigeria(practicing In Maiduguri) could perform dis procedure) wit no alternative, d teacher agreed 2 hv d surgery . .Fortunately, It was successful. When she woke up some hours after d surgery, she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down @ her. She was on artificial respiration frm a machine dat provides her oxygen. She wanted 2 thank him but could nt speak. She looked side ways and suddenly began to express shock & her face started 2 turn pale; she frantically made attempts to raise her hand & tell d doctor somethin but couldn't talk. She struggled, she fought-hard but couldn't talk, then she gave up d Ghost & died. The young doctor was shocked. He tried 2 find out what's wrong. Eventually, it was found out dat it was Musa (working as a cleaner in d hospital) who had disconnected d teacher oxygen machine 2 connect his phone charger. Lol Wait ooooo... .. Don't tell me u thought Musa became d doctor..... If I hear.... This is not Nollywood..... Ooooo forget!!!' I said Musa no know book, period... |
Re: This Is Not Nollywood!! by sarz(m): 4:18pm On Aug 19, 2016 |
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