4kings:

Ask Annnikky oo.
Shey u no be girl sef.

Just whining you. I rest my case

vivie01:


Just whining you. I rest my case

Stop lying, you brushed your hair today cos of peer pressure.

4kings:

Stop lying, you brushed your hair today cos of peer pressure.

shervydman, abeg borrow me that ur english word that means 'same apply to you' cos this guy here is lying, hmmmm, I think say na pro something ........ and who told you I brushed my hair today?

vivie01:


shervydman, abeg borrow me that ur english word that means same apply to you cos this guy here is lying, hmmmm, I think say na pro something ........ and who told you I brushed my hair today?

U no get urself o.

vivie01:


shervydman, abeg borrow me that ur english word that means same apply to you cos this guy here is lying, hmmmm, I think say na pro something ........ and who told you I brushed my hair today?

how do you know that i don't know that you know that i knew that i don't know whether you did brush your hair today?

4kings:

how do you know that i don't know that you know that i knew that i don't know whether you did brush your hair today?

Oga na night school I go jorh, speak in pidgin.

vivie01:


Oga na night school I go jorh, speak in pidgin.

Shey the title of this thread na "Brain Teaser" na...

4kings:

Shey the title of this thread na "Brain Teaser" na...

Okay oo, shervydman over to you!

4kings:

how do you know that i don't know that you know that i knew that i don't know whether you did brush your hair today?

vivie01:


Okay oo, shervydman over to you!

Why me na? Na u the twister dey for.

shervydman:

Why me na? Na u the twister dey for.

As I no know am nko? Deny say you no know any girl wey dey comb hair now.

vivie01:


As I no know am nko? Deny say you no know any girl wey dey comb hair now.

shervydman:

So this is the answer abi? 'Owo e o mo' meaning your hand no clean

vivie01:

So this is the answer abi? 'Owo e o mo' meaning your hand no clean

My hand na 'funfun nene'.......meaning; my hand is immaculately clean. But why u dey tackle me na?

shervydman:

My hand na 'funfun nene'.......meaning; my hand is immaculately clean. But why u dey tackle me na?

Cos you are my oga at the top na . So you want me to tackle my orgzeyn abi?

vivie01:


Cos you are my oga at the top na . So you want me to tackle my orgzeyn abi?

Abeg, tackle the real oga at the top. me still dey find ladder to climb to d top.

shervydman:

Abeg, tackle the real oga at the top. me still dey find ladder to climb to d top.

Okay, I've heard. It is well. Leave the real oga out of it, I dont joke with him.
Its because you are oga at the top for teasers and forum section, that's why I refer it to you.

vivie01:


Okay, I've heard. It is well. Leave the real oga out of it, I dont joke with him.
Its because you are oga at the top for teasers and forum section, that's why I refer it to you.

You're d boss lady.

shervydman:

Abeg, tackle the real oga at the top. me still dey find ladder to climb to d top.

God is our oga @the top ooooo

orgzeyn:



God is our oga @the top ooooo

....but God gave us people like u to be our oga na.

orgzeyn:

God is our oga @the top ooooo

Orgzeyn, how's today? I just dey tell shervydman say I no dey joke with you ooo

4kings:

Ask Annnikky oo.
Shey u no be girl sef.

4kings wetin u wan hear...

A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat.

How did the dog do it?

annnikky:

4kings wetin u wan hear...

Haba, more interesting "pressure" facts about ladies.
Knowledge is power

annnikky:
A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat.

How did the dog do it?

Possible answers:
1) There is a bridge over the river.
2) The river is frozen.

annnikky:
A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat.

How did the dog do it?

The river had no water : a dry river

annnikky:
A man stands on one side of a river, his dog on the other. The man calls his dog, who immediately crosses the river without getting wet and without using a bridge or a boat.

How did the dog do it?

A frozen river......

It's a river that is already drying up, it has water but not up to or just around the 'knee' level of the dog

4kings:

Haba, more interesting "pressure" facts about ladies.
Knowledge is power


Possible answers:
1) There is a bridge over the river.
2) The river is frozen.

Hmmmm... The second is correct

vivie01:
It's a river that is already drying up, it has water but not up to or just around the 'knee' level of the dog

Wrong

shervydman:

A frozen river......

Correct

femi4:
The river had no water : a dry river

Wrong

A sundial has the fewest moving parts of any timepiece. Which has the most?

annnikky:
A sundial has the fewest moving parts of any timepiece. Which has the most?

Lol.....simplest question I've ever seen from u.

HOURGLASS. ...too much sand(infact, uncountable sand)