MR. CHINAKWE'S DOG, THE SONS OF LUCIFER AND THE SEED OF AL SHAITAN by FFK
"I won't be surprised if the man arrested for naming his dog Buhari is arraigned before Justice Okon Abang. There is nothing beyond this government"- Mr. Deji Adeyanju, Twitter, 20th August, 2016.
Mr. Adeyanju, who is a young and rising bright star in Nigeria's political firmament, is absolutely right.
When the likes of Mrs. Oby Ezekwezile, the former Minister of Education and a hitherto great supporter and friend of the Buhari administration can publicly proclaim that
"President Buhari does not deserve to be President", then you know that this government has indeed gone beyond the pale, that the meltdown has started and that the corpses are beginning to smell.
Yet nothing is more indicative of the Federal Government's misplaced priorities and more reflective of their total and complete moral degeneration and psychotic paranoia than their behaviour towards the owner of a dog that was named Buhari. Consider the following.
One year and two months ago when President Goodluck Jonathan was still in power, a man named his goat "Goodluck Jonathan".
After doing so he took a picture of himself with the goat and proceeded to splash it all over Facebook and Twitter.
As insulting and provocative as this was, no-one in government raised an eyebrow and neither did President Jonathan take it in bad faith.
Again one year and two months ago whilst he was still in power President Goodluck Jonathan was maligned, misrepresented and labelled as being "clueless", "weak" and "incompetent" by many.
We took advantage of his meekness, decency, sense of restraint and humility and we took the basic freedoms that he gave us for granted. It didn't stop there.
On several occasions during the course of the 2015 presidential election campaign he was stoned in parts of the core north by violent groups of hungry-looking and thuggish almajiris whilst the First Lady, Mrs. Patience Jonathan, was unfairly and cruelly portrayed as an illiterate, a drama queen, a clown and somethiing akin to a female court jester.
She was even referred to as a "hipoppotomos" by no less a person than our Nobel Laureate, Professor Wole Soyinka whilst Jonathan himself was described as "a pig" by Mr. Japhet Omojuwa, a young and dynamic blogger and political commentator.
Yet despite all these unwarranted, crude and provocative insults the President did not lose his cool, the heavens did not fall and his government did not query, warn, threaten or arrest anyone.
One year and two months later things appear to be very different. Permit me to explain. A few days ago a man who named his dog "Buhari" was promptly arrested by the police and remanded in custody. His name is Joachim Chinakwe and he lives in Ogun state.
The police told members of an incredulous public that they took and kept Mr. Chinakwe in custody "for his own safety" and that they intended to arraign him in a court of law in a matter of days for having the effontry to name his dog "Buhari".
According to them, giving his dog that name was a provocative act that could have lead to an ethnic and religious conflict because Mr. Chinakwe's neighbours were Hausa-Fulani.
Apparantly those neighbours were not too happy with the name that he had given to the dog, in view of the fact that our President shares the same name, and therefore they threatened to kill him for it.
As far as I am aware this is the first time in the history of our country that anyone has been arrested simply because his dog shares the same name as our President.
It is also the first time that the victim of a serious crime and an individual whose life was threatened ended up being thrown behind bars whilst those that threatened to take that life ended up being the complainants in the case.
And all this because of a poor dog named Buhari which, we are told, had to be quietly put down and sent to the great beyond by its owner so that it couldn't be used as evidence against him in court!
The whole episode sounds like a second rate Hollywood script but sadly it really happened. I guess that is "Mai Chanji" for you.
Yet examples of the startling contrasts that exist between the Jonathan era and the one that we are in today refuse to abate.
Things have got so bad in this country that Mr. Ebube, a regular and increasingly influential commentator on Twitter, posted the following words on his handle yesterday. He wrote,
"Under this misfortune called APC people are arrested for writing about EFCC, naming a dog and criticising a governor".
I guess that is Mai Chanji for you. When one considers the economic situation things are even worse. Mr. Oshioke Audu, a public commentator, put it well when he posted the following words on Facebook. He wrote,
"Twenty years ago the South African economy was 7.5 times the size of the Nigerian one. At the end of 2012 the South African economy was only 1.4 times the size of the Nigerian one. By 2014 Nigeria officially became Africa's number one economy and the 23rd in the world. Then the APC took over with inept Buhari in 2015. By 2016, Nigeria is now the 40th world economy and the third in Africa".
What a tragedy! Yet no-one captures it better than a young and courageous politician from Anambra state by the name of Prince Henry Nwazuruahu Shield who wrote the following on Facbook:
"Recession does not speak politics. It is simply a result of one man's ignorance about the management of the economy. A robust economy benefits both APC supporters and PDP's. We need to agree that Buhari is the SOLE problem of Nigeria".
This insightful young man has hit the nail on the head. Permit me to conclude this contribution by touching on a matter that has brought many of us in the Christian community immense sorrow.
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Southern Kaduna is on fire and its people are being slaughtered on a daily basis by blood-sucking Fulani herdsmen. Despite thils the Federal Government has done nothing to abate it or to bring the perpertrators to justice.
The truth is that those that commit these heinous crimes and their powerful rich friends that secretly buy them arms and that covertly encourage, protect and support them are nothing but the sons of Lucifer: they are the seed of Al Shaitan.
Pastor Luka Ubangari was one of their latest victims. His cold-blooded murder in southern Kaduna a few days ago by Fulani militants together with the slaying of Pastor Eunice Elisha by muslim fundamentalists in Kubwa, Abuja a few weeks back means that in the last 3 months no less than two Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG) Pastors have been butchered by islamist terrorists in northern Nigeria.
The government's slow response, irresponsible attitude and inexplicable refusal to clamp down on them has furthrr emboldened the Fulani terrorists and militants. This is dangerous and unacceptable.
The matter is simple: if the government does not do something fast to stem the tide of violence and provocative acts of terror, self-help and self-defence will be the only recourse left for those that are being subjected to genocide and ethnic cleansing.
I hope that Pastor Enoch Adejare Adeboye and Vice President (Pastor) Yemi Osinbajo, both of RCCG, both of whom I have immense respect and affection for, are taking note of this gruesome and tragic horror movie as it unfolds.
I hope that they are also taking note of the body count of Pastors and believers that is slowly building up.
Ditto my friend and brother Pastor Tunde Bakare of Latter Reign Assembly and Pastor Kumuyi of Deeper Life, both of whom have expressed their support for President Buhari in the last few days in spite of the sheer carnage that members of their wider flock and Christian brothers and sisters are being subjected to all over the country on a daily basis by the President's kinsmen.
Things have got so bad in this respect that Mr. Babatunde O. Gbadamosi, a Lagos-based businessman and social commentator, accurately reflected the mood of the nation and the growing anger when he wrote the following words on Facebook. He said,
"Buhari is condoning organised genocide in Nigeria. And Nigerians are too scared to speak out".
The latest development is that eight Christian polytechnic students were burnt alive in Zamfara state for allegedly making "blasphemous comments" against Prophet Mohammed. Clearly the madness is spreading.
I hate to say "I told you so" but I guess that we all have to live with the consequences of the choices that we make. That is "mai chanji".

Those amongst us that are still "too scared to speak out" and that live in a state of perpetual bondage and fear have much to learn from the words of Alexander the Great, one of the greatest kings and warriors that ever lived. He said "conquer your fears and you will live forever!"
The people of Nigeria have much to learn from those words.
May He that rules in the affairs of Heaven and earth and who holds the universe together by the power of His word arise in defence of His children.
May the souls of the servants of the Living God and Christian believers that were cut short by the agents of the evil one in the last few days and weeks rest in peace.
May the Lord God of Hosts, the Ancient of Days, the Man of War, the Seven-fold Spirit of the Living God and He that holds the four winds of the earth in the palm of His hand avenge them speedily.
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Nice write up, buh u shld have posted this in religion section cos all i can phantom outta this is brutal killing of Christians,







May the departed soul rest in the bossom of the lord!

plenty matters, with this few points i can say that managing corruption is better than fighting it blindly. buhari should retire. he is too old to take insult. and for him to rule a country like niaja ,he ll be insulted llike sh..t.

I am very happy that the fiber of this contraption is falling apart.


Pls may it continue oh God!

The issue of Islamic intolerance in Nigeria didn't start with PMB administration, I remember when a cartoon was published in Denmark and people were killed in Nigeria, who was the President?

The man named his dog Buhari, not to spite PMB but his neighbors that he knows are easily provoked to violence, else why did he kill the dog?

It's said, "when dining with the devil use a long spoon," but our Christian brothers won't apply that wisdom in their dealings with their Muslim neighbors.

To this level of deleterous adventure I most say its really becoming insidious. And if nothing is done to address these impudent and perplex sitaution... Dissipation will definitely be the country companionship...GodSaveThisCountryNigeria.

peace or war,flight or fight...? the age old survival instinct of the human race. in the course of human existence, survival has always been a thing of the fittest. fitness is not just a physical thing,it is psychological and also spiritual. are we fit? those of us at the recieving end of this carnage,are we ready? there is a war coming,make no mistake about that. there will be no sitting on fence. this is a clarion call to all men who love freedom;flight or fight? but know this,if you choose flight,you will know no peace all the rest of your days;you and your children's children.you will be a slave not just to you adversary but also to your conscience!

Eminembuz:
To this level of deleterous adventure I most say its really becoming insidious. And if nothing is done to address these impudent and perplex sitaution... Dissipation will definitely be the country companionship...GodSaveThisCountryNigeria.

All these grammar... No wonder PMB is confused!!!

It's very appalling. What's worse is that the majority of Nigerians, who claim rights to proper and soundest education, are in support of this madness going on.

I was discussing with a friend on Saturday on the illegality of the matter. The next thing he took it to a whole new level on the improper training given to the Igbos and their pride.

After watching him rant, I showed him a picture of the goat wearing the tag Jonathan and he couldn't say a word. I asked him if the man did wrong by tagging it 'Jonathan' he didn't say a word.

He kept repeating his conviction on the ego and pride of Igbos. Lol. I told him everyone has an ego. But igbos own too much, he said. I asked how but his evidently facial rage told me no answer.

The next option, like our suspected paid APC agents do here, is to talk about Culture. I asked him what exactly is the Culture of Nigeria. He couldn't point at anything.

I told him Nigeria is not a nation and how exactly could such culture be derived if not following that simple thing that joined us without our consent–Democracy via neocolonialism.

I asked him if Nigeria is heterogeneous why should we talk of culture then he switched to African Culture. Lol. African culture in the context of what? A democracy?

I told him naming dogs after persons or titles is African culture. One of my grandfathers wives got a dog she calls 'Ichie', a title in Igboland, and he said I'm lying. Lol.

Next was telling me he shouldn't have written it on the body of the dog. I brought up the case of the goat named Jonathan and he kept quiet. Lol. Hypocrisy is a disease.

As long as we are a democratic country all our lives and actions should be governed by the tenets of democracy.

All the talk of culture and egocentrism holds no water as long as democracy is what we have decided to practise.

Speaking about culture here is a cheap blackmail and pointless. If it is not illegal then it can never be illegal. It could only be immoral but it can never be illegal. The two are different.

He who does things like that should be ready for a street lynching and not a state backed punishment. The Educated ones, what do you think?

Lalasticlala pls we don't need ur comment....
Just do the needful

ped007:

All these grammar... No wonder PMB is confused!!!

hmmm! Just been pragmatic and I hope its not prohibited??

I stand with Mr. Chinakwe and his dead dog the late buhari. I have as a result decided to rechristen my dog. He would no longer be called Jonathan but Gen. Buhari. To My president Good luck Jonathan. Pls forgive us for failing u in 2015 we thought u were clueless now we know what cluelessness really is. I REGRET WASTING MY VOTE ON APC.

menxer:
The issue of Islamic intolerance in Nigeria didn't start with PMB administration, I remember when a cartoon was published in Denmark and people were killed in Nigeria, who was the President?

The man named his dog Buhari, not to spite PMB but his neighbors that he knows are easily provoked to violence, else why did he kill the dog?

It's said, "when dining with the devil use a long spoon," but our Christian brothers won't apply that wisdom in their dealings with their Muslim neighbors.

I suspect he did it to spite his neighbours even though he claims he did it for love.

But then we do other things on the street to spite people. We spit people in the way we walk, the way we talk and every other possible way.

As lovers of football we've experienced situations were our favorite loses only to be tortured by the Jersey of the team that caused us to grieve the previous night. Isn't this spiting people?

Of course it is but nobody gets to a cell for it. Now imagine somebody reporting you to the police for doing this?

I agree with your last point though.

Dont know if there will be any pieces of Nigeria to pick up after 2019.

Reyginus:
It's very appalling. What's worse is that the majority of Nigerians, who claim rights to proper and soundest education, are in support of this madness going on.

I was discussing with a friend on Saturday on the illegality of the matter. The next thing he took it to a whole new level on the improper training given to the Igbos and their pride.

After watching him rant, I showed him a picture of the goat wearing the tag Jonathan and he couldn't say a word. I asked him if the man did wrong by tagging it 'Jonathan' he didn't say a word.

He kept repeating his conviction on the ego and pride of Igbos. Lol. I told him everyone has an ego. But igbos own too much, he said. I asked how but his evidently facial rage told me no answer.

The next option, like our suspected paid APC agents do here, is to talk about Culture. I asked him what exactly is the Culture of Nigeria. He couldn't point at anything.

I told him Nigeria is not a nation and how exactly could such culture be derived if not following that simple thing that joined us without our consent–Democracy via neocolonialism.

I asked him if Nigeria is heterogeneous why should we talk of culture then he switched to African Culture. Lol. African culture in the context of what? A democracy?

I told him naming dogs after persons or titles is African culture. One of my grandfathers wife got a dog she calls 'Ichie', a title in Igboland, and he said I'm lying. Lol.

Next was telling me he shouldn't have written it on the body of the dog. I brought up the case of the goat named Jonathan and he kept quiet. Lol. Hypocrisy is a disease.

As long as we are a democratic country all our lives and actions should be governed by the tenets of democracy.

All the talk of culture and egocentrism holds no water as long as democracy is what we have decided to practise.

Speaking about culture here is a cheap blackmail and pointless. If it is not illegal then it can never be illegal. It could only be immoral but it can never be illegal. The two are different.

He who does things like that should be ready for a street lynching and not a state backed punishment. The Educated ones, what do you think?

Oga, you usually make half sense

This is the only post of yours that's over 100 words wey no enter bush after a fine start

Was the guy a Muslim.?

wiegraf:


Oga, you usually make half sense

This is the only post of yours that's over 100 words wey no enter bush after a fine start

Was the guy a Muslim.?

Lol. You are a mad man. Yes, he's a Muslim.

God deliver Your children from this evil contraption in Jesus name i pray amen

ProfessorPeter:
God deliver Your children from this evil contraption in Jesus name i pray amen

God? I thought he gave people a brain to better their lives?

that's what you get when you ignorantly elect a fanatics as a president. It only leads to one thing; more inbred of fanatics.

Forget all those politically correct people, the muslims here in the south west are also becoming more dangerous day by day. Infact, you could see that from their deafing silence concerning the zanfara blasphemy ordeal.

Atleast you christian still something to hold on to(thanks to your population), it is someone like me that get much problem. Or will those terrorist allow an atheist to live peacefully especially when we are small in number?

NNAMDI KANU’S QUOTE ON RADIO BIAFRA LIVE BROADCAST...03/10/2015

When I call Buhari the baby hitler people don't understand what we mean, but soon you will...maybe by then it will be too late.

They were looking for something that will make GEJ incompetent before the world. Buhari said I will bring back the missing girls within 2days of my reign bla bla bla all nonsense.Where are the chibok girls today?....nowhere to be found.

I warned baboons and monkeys to watch out for the danger this man portends. El-rufai and Buhari...These are the fulani supremacist that plotted the whole fraud of the chibok story that made the world to realise that the monkeys and baboons from the zooligical republic are liars and deceivers.

GEJ actually wanted to do what a sensible person will do, but britain said come here you baboon how dare you take away the oil from our reach.....that is why they appointed hausa to give them concession till 2019. I wish i can wake up one day and they tell me every niGERian is dead i will be very happy. I dont usually drink but when it happens i will drink to stupor. Black people are hopeless, stupid and a joke.

This man called Buhari overthrew a democratically elected govt. The world amaze me. Its like putting a convicted rapist in charge of a nursery. Buhari You got Aisha pregnant at the age of 13 true or false? Everything about the pedophile is dictatorial and i dont expect you all to understand because you are monkeys and baboons. Iwu enwe....enwe ka ibu.

‪#‎NNAMDIKANU‬ ‪#‎LCD_THROWBACK_03_10_2015‬

Igbos can never go wrong when they make or take a stances cos they weigh their options, buhari was and is the worst of the two evil and it evil is playing out. what if Biafra would have made head way, I bet I would have been a success to reckon with in Africa.

Igbos can never go wrong when they make or take a stances cos they weigh their options, buhari was and is the worst of the two evil and it evil is playing out. what if Biafra would have made head way, I bet It would have been a success to reckon with in Africa.

chinchong:
that's what you get when you ignorantly elect a fanatics as a president. It only leads to one thing; more inbred of fanatics.

Forget all those politically correct people, the muslims here in the south west are also becoming more dangerous day by day. Infact, you could see that from their deafing sillence concerning the zanfara blasphemy ordeal.

Atleast you christian still something to hold on to(thanks to your population), it is someone like me that get much problem. Or will those terrorist allow an atheist to live peacefully especially when we are small in number?

I don't know if the President ordered this or the NPF is trying to impress him. One thing I'm sure of is, his presence has given a lot of persons and bodies incentives to act against the law in the name of fighting corruption and illegality.

Reyginus:
I don't know if the President ordered this or the NPF is trying to impress him. One thing I'm sure of is, his presence has given a lot of persons and bodies incentives to act against the law in the name of fighting corruption and illegality.

Exactly.

Infact, as we discuss this issue, a Buhari hit squad may be formed or is already formed by his zealous loyalists to protect their Idol from his perceived enemies.

This is how starts, little By little.

plaetton:


Exactly.

Infact, as we discuss this issue, a Buhari hit squad may be formed or is already formed by his zealous loyalists to protect their idle from his perceived enemies.

This is how starts, little By little.

Yeah. It might get to a stage where everyone is condemned for challenging his holiness. Even today's men might become tomorrow's enemies. The rise of every other despot follows a similar pattern.

Reading the Third Reich and the Plots to Assassinate the Fuhrer I saw something similar. Men like Wilhelm who promoted and made Hitler became so scared of Hitler that he(Wilhelm) went in three times to kill Hitler with a gun but never had the courage to pull the trigger even when the fuhrer backed him.

That's the long term effect of immortalization of a living being in our hearts. You become so scared that the horizon you raised your hero's haunts you with immortal powers at any attempt to challenge their misrule.