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The Lie Clock by Ezedon(m): 10:40am On Aug 25, 2016 |
*A LIE CLOCK* Stella Obasanjo died and went to heaven ... As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly gates, she saw *_a huge wall of clocks_* behind her. *She asked*, "What are all those clocks?" *St Peter answered*, "Those are *Lie-Clocks*. _Everyone on earth has a Lie-Clock._*_Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."_* "Oh," *said Stella*, "whose clock is that?" *"That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's*. _The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie."_ *"Incredible," said Stella*. "And whose is that one?" *St Peter responded*, "That's *Nnamdi Azikwe's clock*. _The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life."_ *"Where's my husband, Obasanjo's clock?"* asked Stella. _"Obasanjo's clock is in Angel Gabriel's office. *He's using it as a ceiling fan, it's rotating with high speed:*_ *What of Lai Mohammed's?*: _His own clock is being upgraded *to be used as a helicopter rotor for its incredible speed!! DO HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY |
Re: The Lie Clock by youngest85(m): 10:49am On Aug 25, 2016 |
tanx |
Re: The Lie Clock by EniHolar(f): 10:55am On Aug 25, 2016 |
I dun over laugh |
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