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Joke Of The Day Happy Weekend by mattsvibes: 9:43am On Aug 27, 2016
1. The whitest man on earth still have a black shadow.






2. .No mechanic can repair breaking news.






3. No matter how tall you are, you can never see
tomorrow.




4. Even if you have millions of cars, you still have to
walk to your bedroom.



5. You, being the best swimmer doesn't make you a
fish.




6. The strongest man on earth can never carry a
mountain.




7. The smartest Assassin on earth can never kill
Water.




8. No matter how smart a police is, he can never catch
the air.




9. No matter how mighty and powerful your enemies
are they will never succeed over you! Say AMEN..
Re: Joke Of The Day Happy Weekend by mattsvibes: 9:47am On Aug 27, 2016
mattsvibes:
1. The whitest man on earth still have a black shadow.





2. .No mechanic can repair breaking news.





3. No matter how tall you are, you can never see tomorrow.



4. Even if you have millions of cars, you still have to walk to your bedroom.


5. You, being the best swimmer doesn't make you a fish.



6. The strongest man on earth can never carry a mountain.



7. The smartest Assassin on earth can never kill Water.



8. No matter how smart a police is, he can never catch the air.



9. No matter how mighty and powerful your enemies are they will never succeed over you! Say AMEN..
Re: Joke Of The Day Happy Weekend by mattsvibes: 1:38am On Aug 28, 2016
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