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16 Pictures You’ll Understand If You Have A Disrespectful Stomach - Zikoko.com by Nobody: 10:49am On Aug 27, 2016
1. How you pray to God before going for any event



God abeg!
Re: 16 Pictures You’ll Understand If You Have A Disrespectful Stomach - Zikoko.com by gungab(m): 10:49am On Aug 27, 2016
k
Re: 16 Pictures You’ll Understand If You Have A Disrespectful Stomach - Zikoko.com by Nobody: 10:50am On Aug 27, 2016
2. How you tell yourself you’re not going to eat too much



I must behave myself.

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Re: 16 Pictures You’ll Understand If You Have A Disrespectful Stomach - Zikoko.com by Nobody: 10:51am On Aug 27, 2016
3. How you actually lose your hometraining when you see food



YASS LORD!

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Re: 16 Pictures You’ll Understand If You Have A Disrespectful Stomach - Zikoko.com by Nobody: 10:52am On Aug 27, 2016
4. You, eating everything you see



Including those oversabi that tell you to watch what you’re eating.
Re: 16 Pictures You’ll Understand If You Have A Disrespectful Stomach - Zikoko.com by Nobody: 10:53am On Aug 27, 2016
5. When an ITK tries to tell you to watch what you’re eating



Face your front!
Re: 16 Pictures You’ll Understand If You Have A Disrespectful Stomach - Zikoko.com by Nobody: 10:54am On Aug 27, 2016
6. How your relationship with food really looks like:



Your worst enemy and best friend.
Re: 16 Pictures You’ll Understand If You Have A Disrespectful Stomach - Zikoko.com by Jonart247(m): 10:55am On Aug 27, 2016
True
Re: 16 Pictures You’ll Understand If You Have A Disrespectful Stomach - Zikoko.com by Nobody: 10:55am On Aug 27, 2016
7. When your stomach tries to disgrace you and starts making noise in public



So disrespectful!
Re: 16 Pictures You’ll Understand If You Have A Disrespectful Stomach - Zikoko.com by Nobody: 10:57am On Aug 27, 2016
8. You hoping no one heard the loud rumble in your stomach



“Hay God, hope my crush didn’t hear that”.

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Re: 16 Pictures You’ll Understand If You Have A Disrespectful Stomach - Zikoko.com by Nobody: 10:58am On Aug 27, 2016
9. You looking for the nearest toilet around.



This thing must not drop oh!
Re: 16 Pictures You’ll Understand If You Have A Disrespectful Stomach - Zikoko.com by agarawu23(m): 10:58am On Aug 27, 2016
Boring!
Re: 16 Pictures You’ll Understand If You Have A Disrespectful Stomach - Zikoko.com by Nobody: 10:59am On Aug 27, 2016
10. When you’re still forming ajebutter and looking for a clean toilet



Cleanliness is next to godliness abeg!
Re: 16 Pictures You’ll Understand If You Have A Disrespectful Stomach - Zikoko.com by Nobody: 10:59am On Aug 27, 2016
11. You, when the only available toilet is a public latrine



Father be a sanitiser!
Re: 16 Pictures You’ll Understand If You Have A Disrespectful Stomach - Zikoko.com by Nobody: 11:01am On Aug 27, 2016
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Re: 16 Pictures You’ll Understand If You Have A Disrespectful Stomach - Zikoko.com by Nobody: 11:01am On Aug 27, 2016
12. How you poop when there’s no clean toilet in sight.



Can’t be catching disease on top ordinary poop. Alakoba!

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Re: 16 Pictures You’ll Understand If You Have A Disrespectful Stomach - Zikoko.com by Nobody: 11:02am On Aug 27, 2016
13. How you hang your head in shame after destroying the toilet



My stomach needs help.
Re: 16 Pictures You’ll Understand If You Have A Disrespectful Stomach - Zikoko.com by Nobody: 11:05am On Aug 27, 2016
14. What you use to wash your body so you can forget the whole experience



Scrub all the embarrassment away!
Re: 16 Pictures You’ll Understand If You Have A Disrespectful Stomach - Zikoko.com by Nobody: 11:07am On Aug 27, 2016
15. How you look at your stomach after it stressed you so much



So rude.
Re: 16 Pictures You’ll Understand If You Have A Disrespectful Stomach - Zikoko.com by Nobody: 11:08am On Aug 27, 2016
16. You, promising not to go out when you get home



You kuku know you’re going to do it again



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Re: 16 Pictures You’ll Understand If You Have A Disrespectful Stomach - Zikoko.com by Nobody: 11:11am On Aug 27, 2016
Jonart247:
True
gungab:
k

una weldone o! grin you did not allow my posts to be serial, undecided una really try. sad

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Re: 16 Pictures You’ll Understand If You Have A Disrespectful Stomach - Zikoko.com by Dullahi(m): 12:04pm On Aug 27, 2016
That MJ pose tho is it possible cheesy
Re: 16 Pictures You’ll Understand If You Have A Disrespectful Stomach - Zikoko.com by Donald3d(m): 1:34pm On Aug 27, 2016
Dullahi:
That MJ pose tho is it possible cheesy
oga it is possibe o, i don do perpendicular pose before , god bless my maths teacher for teaching me angles grin grin grin grin
Re: 16 Pictures You’ll Understand If You Have A Disrespectful Stomach - Zikoko.com by Dullahi(m): 3:00pm On Aug 27, 2016
Donald3d:
oga it is possibe o, i don do perpendicular pose before , god bless my maths teacher for teaching me angles grin grin grin grin


grin grin you try

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