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What Next? by Yves4real(f): 3:07pm On Aug 28, 2016
That moment when you pay your house rent through a mobile app and after 15minutes you receive an
MTN alert saying:
"Dear customer, thank you for subscribing to our
7years 76,000GB for 300,000 (the only cash on you)
Your data will expire on
28/08/2022".
What will You do?
Re: What Next? by ojnnaco(m): 3:14pm On Aug 28, 2016
I go just enter MTN office make them Kuku kill me or reverse the transaction.
Re: What Next? by emeraldknytt(m): 3:24pm On Aug 28, 2016
In this smartphone era, selling 5gb for N500 will sell like hot cake, dividing that from 75,000gb equals 15,000 times the amount the data is being sold = N7,500,000. More profit can one could ever imagine. Now, that is how a business oriented capitalist thinks.



Bottomline, there is oppurtunity in every disappointment
Re: What Next? by Yves4real(f): 3:29pm On Aug 28, 2016
ojnnaco:
I go just enter MTN office make them Kuku kill me or reverse the transaction.

Lol.
Re: What Next? by emeraldknytt(m): 3:35pm On Aug 28, 2016
emeraldknytt:
In this smartphone era, selling 5gb for N500 will sell like hot cake, dividing that from 75,000gb equals 15,000 times the amount the data is being sold = N7,500,000. More profit can one could ever imagine. Now, that is how a business oriented capitalist thinks.



Bottomline, there is oppurtunity in every disappointment
Lest i forget, you still earn 1000gb to yourself for 7 solid year. Yves, imagine such fortune!
Re: What Next? by Yves4real(f): 4:14pm On Aug 28, 2016
emeraldknytt:
Lest i forget, you still earn 1000gb to yourself for 7 solid year. Yves, imagine such fortune!

Well said Sir. But you may not remember this analysis when the landlord/landlady is impatient and can do the undo.
Re: What Next? by emeraldknytt(m): 4:51pm On Aug 28, 2016
Yves4real:


Well said Sir. But you may not remember this analysis when the landlord/landlady is impatient and can do the undo.
Trust me, I have learnt to keep my cool in far much more worse adverse situations. Once the Landlord knows that besides paying upfront rent for the next 2~3 years to come, I will also pay his children third term fee, He is gon think twice before walking up to me the next morning. cheesy
Re: What Next? by Yves4real(f): 9:17pm On Aug 28, 2016
emeraldknytt:
Trust me, I have learnt to keep my cool in far much more worse adverse situations. Once the Landlord knows that besides paying upfront rent for the next 2~3 years to come, I will also pay his children third term fee, He is gon think twice before walking up to me the next morning. cheesy

OK Sir.

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