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Airforce1:
Get clay and mould one for yourself

Mould it for me, thanks dear

Generic, plain vanilla, regular, ordinary. I've got a better physique.

Haute:
Generic, plain vanilla, regular, ordinary. I've got a better physique.

Lol let me see

1bkaye:
Lol let me see

No problem. But one question. What are you going to do with it? I can't go through the stress of posting my picture for nothing, can I?

Haute:

No problem. But one question. What are you going to do with it? I can't go through the stress of posting my picture for nothing, can I?

Lol I'll decide once I've seen it

1bkaye:

Lol I'll decide once I've seen it

That'll be handing all the discretionary power over to you. Risky, and scary. Maybe if I got to know you better, then it'd be more like a calculated risk.

Haute:


That'll be handing all the discretionary power over to you. Risky, and scary. Maybe if I got to know you better, then it'd be more like a calculated risk.

You'll be ok. Oh? Ok, well my monicker is 1bkaye for a start and I'm a nairaland user. Enough? Lol

1bkaye:
That back in particular

That body ain't got shit on my body. He's a basketball player, so it's understandable.

Ya tiddays look very handful. When you're ready - you and I can make a movie only if you'll lick my amazing body.

1bkaye:

You'll be ok. Oh? Ok, well my monicker is 1bkaye for a start and I'm a nairaland user. Enough? Lol

You sure you're not an alien? 'Cos your monicker sounds more like an Identification code. And you're sure you're not a science experiment? Do you remember your childhood? My spidey senses are really tingling with suspicion. You know what, just type the result of 5+7 and send it to me in a PM to prove beyond reasonable doubt that you're indeed human. 'Cos bots nowadays ehn. SMH

Shymm3xx:


That body ain't got shit on my body. He's a basketball player, so it's understandable.

Ya tiddays look very handful. When you're ready - you and I can make a movie only if you'll lick my amazing body.

Lol like everyone else online yeah?

1bkaye:

Lol like everyone else online yeah?

Lool. Just you and I alone if you can be a keeper. I just picked one grey hair from my beards tonight. That shows a nyggah is getting old, hence I don't wanna be a player anymore (not that I was ever one lol).

Have you got what it takes to make me sprung and put me on smash?

Haute:


You sure you're not an alien? 'Cos your monicker sounds more like an Identification code. And you're sure you're not a science experiment? Do you remember your childhood? My spidey senses are really tingling with suspicion. You know what, just type the result of 5+7 and send it to me in a PM to prove beyond reasonable doubt that you're indeed human. 'Cos bots nowadays ehn. SMH

Step your CAPTCHA game up c'mon nau

Shymm3xx:


Lool. Just you and I alone if you can be a keeper. I just picked one grey hair from my beards tonight. That shows a nyggah is getting old, hence I don't wanna be a player anymore (not that I was ever one lol).

Have you got what it takes to make me sprung and put me on smash?

Lmao which Jaheim song are you quoting?

1bkaye:

Lmao which Jaheim song are you quoting?

Loool. I love Jaheim to bits but I'm not quoting him. That's from my heart - straight with no chasers lol.

1bkaye:

Step your CAPTCHA game up c'mon nau

Uh? CAPTCHAs are so retro. Now I feel like I'm chatting with Grandma. What are you, 200 years old? Step up your PM game, c'mon nau. *sigh* *facepalm*

Shymm3xx:


Loool. I love Jaheim to bits but I'm not quoting him. That's from my heart - straight with no chasers lol.

Lol moving

Haute:


Uh? CAPTCHAs are so retro. Now I feel like I'm chatting with Grandma. What are you, 200 years old? Step up your PM game, c'mon nau. *sigh* *facepalm*

Lol how are CAPTCHAs retro? Still a pretty common form of web control...

1bkaye:

Lol moving

Loool. You don't need to be moved alone. You and I, me and you, let's get in this together and explore. We can move mountains. Make plains smoother than glass surface. Oh, you think that's impossible? Wait let me UnCloth you. Kiss you on your neck slowly while I handle your big/perky tiddays. Watch you moan slowly while you lick my chiselled/ripped body. That's the magic we need to get it done looool

Oh shiit, I woke up with hangover -- this message^^^^was written under the influence of alcohol. A lot of vodka looool.

Shymm3xx:


Loool. You don't need to be moved alone. You and I, me and you, let's get in this together and explore. We can move mountains. Make plains smoother than glass surface. Oh, you think that's impossible? Wait let me UnCloth you. Kiss you on your neck slowly while I handle your big/perky tiddays. Watch you moan slowly while you lick my chiselled/ripped body. That's the magic we need to get it done looool

Oh shiit, I woke up with hangover -- this message^^^^was written under the influence of alcohol. A lot of vodka looool.

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1bkaye:

Lol how are CAPTCHAs retro? Still a pretty common form of web control ...

Now your choice of words is becoming even more scary. What are you controlling, Ibukun? Cyber security/IT security would've been more appropriate. Are you sure you've never worked for some clandestine agency? Well, I have, and that's why I know your name and operator status.

You know, as secret agents, we really should opt for a PM convo, don't you think...? It's a no-brainer, really.

Haute:


Now your choice of words is becoming even more scary. What are you controlling, Ibukun? Cyber security/IT security would've been more appropriate. Are you sure you've never worked for some clandestine agency? Well, I have, and that's why I know your name and operator status.

You know, as secret agents, we really should opt for a PM convo, don't you think...? It's a no-brainer, really.

Lol operator status?

1bkaye:

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Lol. Stop frontin', I bet this was what you did when you saw the message:





And when it goes down, this is what will happen (looool):


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1bkaye:

Lol operator status?

Yup. You're prolly CIA or NSA. Most likely NSA. *rolls eyes*

So you won't be sending a PM? That's so cliche. You're not a plain vanilla Nigerian girl, are you? Then breakaway from the norm. I'm testing your guts, Agent Ibukun. Summon that Jack Bauer spirit. I know you can do it!

Go 1bkaye!
Go 1bkaye!!

That didn't sound good...lol

Haute:


Yup. You're prolly CIA or NSA. Most likely NSA. *rolls eyes*

So you won't be sending a PM? That's so cliche. You're not a plain vanilla Nigerian girl, are you? Then breakaway from the norm. I'm testing your guts, Agent Ibukun. Summon that Jack Bauer spirit. I know you can do it!

Go 1bkaye!
Go 1bkaye!!

That didn't sound good...lol

Lol what's a plain vanilla Nigerian girl?

1bkaye:
Lol what's a plain vanilla Nigerian girl?

Hehe...An average Nigerian girl - Inhibited, unassertive. I'm sure you're not plain vanilla. So what's your flavour, blueberry, maple, guava, or strawberry?

Nothing really special about his body tho!!!! Gals of nowadays sef....

Haute:


Hehe...An average Nigerian girl - Inhibited, unassertive. I'm sure you're not plain vanilla. So what's your flavour, blueberry, maple, guava, or strawberry?

I'm plainer tbh