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A Mouse Story by enattoe(m): 12:15pm On Oct 03, 2009
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.

"What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.

Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning.

"There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"


The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said,

"Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. I cannot be bothered by it."

The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house!

There is a mousetrap in the house!"


The pig sympathized, but said, "I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray.

Be assured you are in my prayers."


The mouse turned to the cow and said "There is a mousetrap in the house!

There is a mousetrap in the house!"

The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose."


So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap alone.

That very night a sound was heard throughout the house -- like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey.

The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught.

In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught.


The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital, and she returned home with a fever. Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient.

But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.

The farmer's wife did not get well; she died. So many people came for her funeral; the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them.

The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.


So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn't concern you, remember -- when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.

We are all involved in this journey called life.  We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another.

Remember, each one of us is a vital thread in another person's tapestry; our lives are woven together for a reason.

One of the best things to hold onto in this world, is a friend

Have a great day!
Re: A Mouse Story by kay9(m): 12:48pm On Oct 03, 2009
Oww mehn, i think i missed the punch-line.

Great story tho.
Re: A Mouse Story by init4dmoni(m): 12:51pm On Oct 03, 2009
nice one man
Re: A Mouse Story by dani1luv: 2:01pm On Oct 03, 2009
9ce. . one Man
Re: A Mouse Story by romsky: 4:35pm On Oct 03, 2009
awww all for 1 helpless mouse
Re: A Mouse Story by sylve11: 4:42pm On Oct 03, 2009
@poster, 2 long but nice cool
Re: A Mouse Story by bydot1(m): 4:43pm On Oct 03, 2009
hmm, wat a story
Re: A Mouse Story by sylve11: 4:54pm On Oct 03, 2009
u like it? so i culd give u more cool
Re: A Mouse Story by romsky: 5:12pm On Oct 03, 2009
nope
Re: A Mouse Story by dani1luv: 5:39pm On Oct 03, 2009
yep.
Re: A Mouse Story by bydot1(m): 2:03am On Oct 04, 2009
yop
Re: A Mouse Story by bashydemy(m): 5:52am On Oct 04, 2009
make una throway good story though
Re: A Mouse Story by dani1luv: 6:06pm On Oct 04, 2009
wot? undecided
Re: A Mouse Story by enattoe(m): 6:20pm On Oct 04, 2009
who wants to be the Mouse
Re: A Mouse Story by dani1luv: 6:30pm On Oct 04, 2009
The poster of course wink
Re: A Mouse Story by mamagee6(f): 9:29pm On Oct 04, 2009
Great story. tongue
Re: A Mouse Story by bydot1(m): 3:11am On Oct 05, 2009
indeed! smiley
Re: A Mouse Story by sylve11: 8:37am On Oct 05, 2009
u r brilliant idio lipsrsealed cool
Re: A Mouse Story by bydot1(m): 9:18am On Oct 05, 2009
what Dose that make any sense to u?
Re: A Mouse Story by aristole(m): 1:23pm On Oct 05, 2009
@ Seun
I fink we need " A Tales By Moonlight" thread?
Re: A Mouse Story by dani1luv: 1:50pm On Oct 05, 2009
Why?
Re: A Mouse Story by Abbeycity4(f): 2:17pm On Oct 05, 2009
9ice joke cheesy
Re: A Mouse Story by romsky: 2:32pm On Oct 05, 2009
na u go siddon under the mango tree bah
Re: A Mouse Story by sylve11: 2:46pm On Oct 05, 2009
cool cool cool
Re: A Mouse Story by dani1luv: 3:40pm On Oct 05, 2009
I go wonsure sylve oh cool
Re: A Mouse Story by sylve11: 4:33pm On Oct 05, 2009
but why na? sad cool
Re: A Mouse Story by romsky: 4:47pm On Oct 05, 2009
i tire 4 power o
Re: A Mouse Story by dani1luv: 4:51pm On Oct 05, 2009
What I've I done wrong embarassed
Re: A Mouse Story by Abbeycity4(f): 5:08pm On Oct 05, 2009
nothing jare
Re: A Mouse Story by romsky: 5:16pm On Oct 05, 2009
xcept say u dey spread eczema
Re: A Mouse Story by Abbeycity4(f): 5:24pm On Oct 05, 2009
shaataaaaap jor angry
Re: A Mouse Story by sylve11: 6:24pm On Oct 05, 2009
;d cool

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