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| If The Government Had Been The One Who Invited Mark Zuckerberg To Nigeria. by iamOlumide(m): 5:20pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
10 Things that Would have Happened if the Federal Government had been the one who invited Mark Zuckerberg to Nigeria! 1. The presidency will set up a standing committee to welcome him to Nigeria. 2. The Senate/House committees on Information technology will also set up committees to welcome him too. 3. There will be traffic everywhere in Lagos because all roads will be blocked. 4. Mark cannot walk the streets of YABA because he will be heavily guarded by soldiers (Not Police). 5. Lai Mouhammed will tell us that Mark Zuckerberg is here to support Buhari’s fight against corruption. 6. At the airport he will be welcomed by the following, -Minister of Information however, Minister of Youths and sports will welcome him to the United States of Nigeria -NCC Chairman -Chairman House Committee on ICT -Chairman Senate Committee on ICT -Spokesperson of the Senate/House -Senate president -Speaker of the House -National Chairman of APC -National Troupe -National women leader. 7. Young people will wear shirts with his images, women also will tie wrapper bearing his images. 8. The pages of National newspapers will have felicitation messages welcoming him to Nigeria. 9. N900million will be budgeted for his logistics and feeding. 10. In 2019 some government officials will be investigated by EFCC based on misappropriation. Mynd44 & Lalasticla abeg help me move am to promise land! I mean front page! |
| Re: If The Government Had Been The One Who Invited Mark Zuckerberg To Nigeria. by iamOlumide(m): 5:33pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
Mark Zuckerberg, Buhari & Osibanjo
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| Re: If The Government Had Been The One Who Invited Mark Zuckerberg To Nigeria. by donbenedict(m): 5:33pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
 And the op is seriously right |
| Re: If The Government Had Been The One Who Invited Mark Zuckerberg To Nigeria. by ojophilip(m): 5:55pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
na true sha!!! dem go use his visit to spend money |
| Re: If The Government Had Been The One Who Invited Mark Zuckerberg To Nigeria. by prahcetomi(m): 6:55pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
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| Re: If The Government Had Been The One Who Invited Mark Zuckerberg To Nigeria. by Evakinqz: 7:54pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
Nigerian always using any given opportunity tu steal money.. |
| Re: If The Government Had Been The One Who Invited Mark Zuckerberg To Nigeria. by LovelynB(f): 7:58pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
Cc Lalastical |
| Re: If The Government Had Been The One Who Invited Mark Zuckerberg To Nigeria. by bizza45: 11:11pm On Sep 02, 2016 |
hahahaha u damn right . lol |
| Re: If The Government Had Been The One Who Invited Mark Zuckerberg To Nigeria. by NZAGHA(f): 11:22pm On Sep 03, 2016 |
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