Saturday, 16th of December, 2006: 000 to 2300 HRS GMT.


Hoodloyalz: Menike, Hoodboi, JDuck and JerryPeps

Versus

Metafuh Mataduhz: Tianshie, Toosyno and Paddy_lo

Jduck13 for hoodloyals


@ Paddy Ho and his whack crew

U Got Mo dots on u den a giraffe
take aim and spit more lines den a graph
Hold ya ears c yea u feel my wrath
Who won? now lets all do da math
I'm a algebric eqaution hes kindergarten addition
dese people is hatin tryin to take up on my mission
Dese people wishin dey could defeat
this man in adolescence that aint never been beat
I leave a hole in ya heart an evalastin impression
And i have u people fallin like da stocks in da depression
every thing I spit u know I spit literally
because B u know I got more cheese then freakin Italy
I undastand why u talkin why u be hatin me
because U know I got more dough then a bakery
and i Cant be fakin man I gotta spit real
got more Ice on my neck den in ya grill
and im so real im so ill wit a gun* hear gun cock in back ground*
I Got 99 problems but this Bit$$ aint one
* here gun shots*


yea My first shot took I believe it was a hit Lyrical Assasain Baby no one can do it betta

I decided to spit first
no need to rehaerse
I aint like paddy ho preparin
I jus come fresh wit da $hit I'm wearin

tianshie for Methfuh Mataduhz


Blast Off From Canavero

(Tha King Returns wit pandorra's box)

@Menkike & tha hoodloyal fakers

It's goin down like javelins you bet it's hurtin competition
everybody get tha picture when they scannin my diction
I'm Chaka Zulu wit a burnin spear scorch you to ashes
seal you in an urn,I peed in it,now flip you into ganges
you're like an ostritch when I blaze tha heat ----
gettin a facial deep in pu*ssy you can't handle it ---- too scared to spit
I kicks it harder than John tha baptist and groovy babies
wiser than sages make a nun blow me like Miles Davies!
I make it blast like hiroshima while you fryin in tha aftermath
stagger to tha mic spit some blood you're dead after that
can't step to me I'm hot bricks burn tha sole off your cold feet
catch a heart attack off tha grease of tha phat rhymes that I spit
and when I kick a whack rhyme it's your lyrics on a soccer ball
if you ever beat me it's in a dream you won't be waking from
can't mess wit MATADUHZ me and P too much heat for y'all
melt you wit a METAFUH like 'BANG a pyromanic doll'
menike you tryin to best me is like a lame try'na triple jump
or JUMBO tryin to BUNGEE jump Bleep it is you dumb or what?
tha only thing you kickin is tha bucket when I grab tha mic
choke you wit my lines tie tha cord round your bruisin neck
spit more barz than a dinosaur cage tear a page
out of tha verdic scriptures eat it and sh*t it on stage
I'm tha rage bow down or get swept by this lyrical orgy
hoodloyals couldn't bite these if they was CLIFFORD ORJI.

Hook
We takin off from cape canavero rockin your stereo
you either spacewalk wit us or let our blast burn terror
we headed for tha galaxies inside your mind we straddle
hoodloyals just our launchpad we kilt those gay*gots

hoodboi for hoodloyals

@ tianshie nd d metafuks
hook
is that a goat
no i think it's a vulture
eww it's a overgrown orangotan

verse

here goes i come again corect wit a sharp punches
hit niggaz up serve em lyrics like lunches
i kill niggaz worse than a heavily armed gunship
who this son a bitch dissin on
eww your face so ugly u make grown men cry
I'm your favourite rappers idol like luda
ya'll bitches bow to me like budha
no cock hungry bitch gon look @ your damned face
u come around dey lookdown wit d pretence of tyin dey shoelace
when i come to your hood bitches contest to stare @ my cute face
i might be in naija but i get more girls dan your dumb ass get
u nd your crew lock urselves up nd f**k each other till yo a**holes bleed
your bitch love my d**k love my tricks love my lips
that's why when i'm @ your crib your eyes start to glitter
your throat turned bitter
your eyes start 2 glimmer
you've been kilt but not forgoten
u'll go down in the book as the wackest that everexisted
defeat to u is somethin that can't be resisted
make u niggaz fall down nd die wit fear
nd bleed u till u drown in tears
don't mess wit hoodboi i be d greatest
my rhymes made every other mcee quit d contest

hook

he jst told ya'll d fact rite dere
he d greatest

check my rap it sounds melodic
to fagots like d metafucks it sounds so tragic
d whole metafucks is fagots
for a penny dey'll suck tianshies magot infested c**k
u d reason for d word wack that's why everyword u say suck
it's grown men dropin hits in here
so here's a penny take a walk
go get u, daddy tianshie nd d whole metafuks lolipops
look bitch don't ever step up to hoodboi
take it or leave yu jst been ethered

hook

all dese niggaz b tryin hoodboi
don't dey know dey askin for doom
not enough space in this town get out niggaz deres no room

Paddy_lo for Methfuh Mataduhz



@Menike and Hoodloyalz

A BLOODBATH IN 3 PINTS
Pint 1 (who we are, )
You all need to bow down to the mataduhs
we megadons comin at ya like megatron
u fools are whack, f*cking vagabonds
Niggaz we badasses, like decepticons
Tianshie still be the king,u fools shoulda never thrown
your weak ass lyrics at us,our shit too tight u can never clone
we the big bosses on the throne,u just like lil dogs pickin up bones
we do the hiring up in here u chumps
still do the firing up in here like Trump
and y'll are our apprentice
might leave y'll needing a dentist
Tryna step to us with your weak lyrics
is like being in a gunfight with no ammo
Tryna fight in the jungle with no cammo
y'll shootin blanks like an archer wit no arrows
or a surgeon attempting a transplant
with no matching bone marrow, ha ha
Me am paddy_lo
u niggas are quite shallow
kind of like your brains been left too fallow
and like james bond double o
watch us never die like tomorrow
Pint 2(Your Bitches and You Bitches, ha ha)
My style fake fools can't attempt
am real u niggas should better go repent
tess me,and am a come out without a dent
y'll are tryin too hard,breathe easy,
u might need heart stents
to unclog your arteries,
maybe get some batteries
to boost up your vent
Cause we are not feeling that,and like overdrawn accounts
Quite frankly,y'll look spent,
Even your bitch agrees that we distinguished gents
She never seen this much royalty before in her presence
Cause we build our Mansions in Mayfair
While y'll still rent
in old Kent.ha ha (Monopoly, British version)
Fools we forever balling till we rest
F*ck u annoyin pests
Ask your bitch about the sex
we had in ma benz, or maybe ma lex
F*cked that bitch so good
she followed me everywhere i went
Peep what ma man Tianshie said,
TIANSHIE:"Yo paddy what she do to try to keep you?
she try to buy you another benz?"
MY REPLY: "Nah homie that bitch was broke and bent
can't even pay her rent"
But i digress
See she and the hoodloyalz were meant
for each other
they probably still rolling together
even after i spread her legs
wide open like a tent
Cause she said she don't like her mens
Yep she did try all of u,still said i was the best
Said Menike was a one minute man,always wanted to rest
Hoodboi was a big mess(gay),
cause he's way deep in the closet
(Poor Child)still yet to confess
and said Jduck was eager to use tongue,cause he sucks
but tiny di*ck, nevertheless
said you'all pussies,too soft like les
while am the big dog,yes u can call me the pres
Never watch what i says
step to me if u want to tess
Ma lyrics too hot,u all scoping me out wit a lenz
You all are quite advised,to sit back like them italians
and play defense (Italian Soccer)
Cause we killing you lyrically,yes its a bloodbath
Pushing y'll off the fence
See your brains are all clogged and slow
y'll rhyme a lil too dense
Try to switch up your flow
Nigga no need for pretence
You know our shit is up to date and fresh
While yours is Past tense
out of step and sequence,

paddy_lo for Methfuh Mataduhz

@Menike and Hoodloyalz
Pint 3(Menike's Agony, )
Fool u be rolling with the THE INC?
Nigga them fools be on the brink
your ships bout to sink
Dont know how u think
niggas going to buy your stink
ass records or rhymes
when niggas don see what u made of
and its Pink
Yep pussie,
Nigga your shit reeks
Fool the Mataduhs ball errday,
our bitches wear mink
they be real chic
we still count our paper err day
like 'CHINK CHINK'
You fools better get your weight up,you f*cking geeks
Cause i can keep rhyming like this for weeks
u lucky its not a soccer tourney cause we would win this for keeps
You'all should go switch your tune,maybe start to sing
Like that pop band Blink 187
or else w'll do a 187 on you,make u vanish in a blink
Now lets play a lil word association,make u niggas think
Since the Mataduhs are so fly n Flashy
we rock Gold,titanium and platinum chains and rings
O.K,
and since ma niggas in the hoodloyalz be so broke and ashy
they be rocking rusty metals like what?, DUH ZINC, ha ha
Menike ma Nigga
how u figure or think
hoodloyalz gon win this
with those whack ass lyrics u kick
maybe wit a nod and a wink?
Nigga better go see a shrink
Cause u's the F*cking weakest Link
F*kers

Peace Tianshie, thats ma shit straight Freestyling, nonstop

Jerry for the hoodloyalz


@ tianshie
metafuks
Paddy_ho

Its a versus battle now that nairaland want to know who da best is
Cus i kept y'all anticipating now i'ma give y'all da basics
We don't pre-intimacy
Menike pass me the blunts and Tanshie's brain is ma ash tray
Paddy_ho you gon get played
Am a ryhme spitter,mic ripper,emcee provoker and da henny sipper
When i pull out i watch y''all fake ni&&as scatter
Am da first ni&&a to spit at you cowards and no one eva holla back
Its a dirty shame on y'all Metafuks and that is a natural fact
I stay close to ma semi-automatics we never departed
So in a blink of a eye you could get shot of ya talent
I pulled out for a minute and da nextone i pull back
Translation?am the like da new era rakim
Am so sick hommie call me cancer
Can't get rid of me yeh am getting bigger
You ask why and ma mixtapes be da answer
Am that dude that could cook crack on a hip hop track
Am birthed hustler not like those METAFUKS they wack
Am tired of you wannabes who trying to learn what spit
I stay on top of y'all like the cloud you can't reach ma peak
I would've arrested you TANSHIE if hating me was a crime
But it aint so hommie stay alive but aint sure you'll reach your prime
Am like weather sky unpredictable so am confusing you fools
Take a look at verse from the start and you gon see the hardcore moves
I could even blast you with the verse you blessed
Am pyschic i reverse threats on ma enemy's chest
Have got love 4hoodloyalz we get it poppin
We do big things in common right we go hard clubbin
I don chilled with da hardest of' em
Made chedda with da smartest of' em
Cant you see i got a rap virus shit you can't cure me
I keep on spittin venoms on you TAnshie and stay sucka-free
So you better deal with it am a legend am still livin
4real you aint worth me i keep the fire blazin
Ya'll ni&&as can't 4ck with me I'm tellin ya METAFUks
Put a shell in y'all now become bleedin METAFUks


Hook----
Aint da type of ni&&a made 4 y'all to score points off
Have been through it all seen it all and i made it am tough
I'ma give it to you before the bootleggers get hold of it
You know what I'm sayin'?
I figure I put it out first, make some money wit' it [color=#990000][color=#006600][/color][/color]

Hoodboi for hoodloyalz

@ paddy lo
intro.
is that a goat
no i thin it's a vulture
eww it's a overgrown orangotan

here goes i come again corect wit a sharp punches
hit niggaz up serve em lyrics like lunches
i kill niggaz worse than a heavily armed gunship
who this son a bitch dissin on
eww your face so ugly u make grown men cry
I'm your favourite rappers idol like luda
ya'll bitches bow to me like budha
no cock hungry bitch gon look @ your damned face
u come around dey lookdown wit d pretence of tyin dey shoelace
when i come to your hood bitches contest to stare @ my cute face
i might be in naija but i get more girls dan your dumb ass get
u nd your crew lock urselves up nd f**k each other till yo a**holes bleed
your bitch love my d**k love my tricks love my lips
that's why when i'm @ your crib your eyes start to glitter
your throat turned bitter
your soul don't glimmer
you've been kilt but not forgoten
u'll go down in the book as the wackest that everexisted
defeat to u is somethin that can't be resisted
check my rap it sounds melodic
to fagots like d metafucks it sounds so tragic
d whole metafucks is fagots
for a penny dey'll suck tianshies magot infested c**k
u d reason for d word wack that's why everyword u say suck
it's grown men dropin hits in here
so here's a penny take a walk
go get u, daddy tianshie nd d whole metafuks lolipops
look bitch don't ever step up to hoodboi
take it or leave yu jst been ethered

hoodloyalz


(Yea !!! Hoodloyalz Don is the Buildin' - IT'S GOIN' TO BE HOT)

@METH WATEVER (TINASHIE, PADDY_LO)

Yea !!
I'm fast dudes,deliverin' a massed bruise while knockin' out your glassed tooth
The closet y'all heard of me was thruu ya $1 bluetooth
Sons I'm Dope, must have had ya teeth pulled cusz Nairalanders don't believe in U
I kill men just call me the mean boss of all bosses
Cusz I'm bout to hand U a pain for all the troubles U cost
Against me? U like a Yanking buttons out the keyboard so back ya sh*t off
Kid, I'm so real its like these lyrics were physically hurting U
I got cars n' money I don't need to send photos to U
My rhymes are so persist on burning or crucifyin' U
My spits refined, attackin Tinashie with more power then Jet Li and Jackie Chan
Can't stop until this bitch admit we like a blind kid paintin a sick design
Tinashie - Breaking pencils is the only time your popping the lead
You su*ck kid -To me there is nothing ya wack rhymes can do
U and paddy_lo cud probable do we a favour by tellin' a priest "Yes I do"
Look at me - Observe the crown as it sits on top of my head
I'm from the streets - Rappin' to me is like a day jobb
Y'all Niggaz get nasty style givin' ya self som' skilled Blowjobb
Step up kids , I throw bombs at you in big bunches
You must be a quadriplegic, cusz Sorry i don't feel fake punches
Challengin' a lyrical expert like me- Damn U can't even form a punchline
When I done wit U I'm adrag ya dead corpse in my baseline
The chances u got winnin this battle- Is like I.D OF KENNIS MUSIC chances goin platinum
U know U the definition of wack why don't U try Nairaland'S DECATHLON
To many blows to the face, I've taken more than 5 gunshot
I asked for a challenge and that’s the best you got
Fu*ck U , Paddy_lo before I'm a put y'all in my myspace music spot
Y'all better accept Hoodloyalz as CHAMPS- SO ME WHAT U GOT

Hook

Hoodloyalz- We real G's
Never ever fu*ck wit we
Born n' raised in the streetz
Rep our hood hustlin' fo' that cheese
Fu*ck it that's why we Hood- Loyalz ( Yea)


Hoodboi
@ paddy lo
intro.
is that a goat
no i thin it's a vulture
eww it's a overgrown orangotan

here goes i come again corect wit a sharp punches
hit niggaz up serve em lyrics like lunches
i kill niggaz worse than a heavily armed gunship
who this son a bitch dissin on
eww your face so ugly u make grown men cry
I'm your favourite rappers idol like luda
ya'll bitches bow to me like budha
no cock hungry bitch gon look @ your damned face
u come around dey lookdown wit d pretence of tyin dey shoelace
when i come to your hood bitches contest to stare @ my cute face
i might be in naija but i get more girls dan your dumb ass get
u nd your crew lock urselves up nd f**k each other till yo a**holes bleed
your bitch love my d**k love my tricks love my lips
that's why when i'm @ your crib your eyes start to glitter
your throat turned bitter
your soul don't glimmer
you've been kilt but not forgoten
u'll go down in the book as the wackest that everexisted
defeat to u is somethin that can't be resisted
check my rap it sounds melodic
to fagots like d metafucks it sounds so tragic
d whole metafucks is fagots
for a penny dey'll suck tianshies magot infested c**k
u d reason for d word wack that's why everyword u say suck
it's grown men dropin hits in here
so here's a penny take a walk
go get u, daddy tianshie nd d whole metafuks lolipops
look bitch don't ever step up to hoodboi
take it or leave yu jst been ethered

Hook

Hoodloyalz- We real G's
Never ever fu*ck wit we
Born n' raised in the streetz
Rep our hood hustlin' fo' that cheese
Fu*ck it that's why we Hood- Loyalz ( Yea)


JERRYPEPS
@ tianshie
metafuks
Paddy_ho
Its a versus battle now that nairaland want to know who da best is
Cus i kept y'all anticipating now i'ma give y'all da basics
We don't pre-intimacy
Menike pass me the blunts and Tanshie's brain is ma ash tray
Paddy_ho you gon get played
Am a ryhme spitter,mic ripper,emcee provoker and da henny sipper
When i pull out i watch y''all fake ni&&as scatter
Am da first ni&&a to spit at you cowards and no one eva holla back
Its a dirty shame on y'all Metafuks and that is a natural fact
I stay close to ma semi-automatics we never departed
So in a blink of a eye you could get shot of ya talent
I pulled out for a minute and da nextone i pull back
Translation?am the like da new era rakim
Am so sick hommie call me cancer
Can't get rid of me yeh am getting bigger
You ask why and ma mixtapes be da answer
Am that dude that could cook crack on a hip hop track
Am birthed hustler not like those METAFUKS they wack
Am tired of you wannabes who trying to learn what spit
I stay on top of y'all like the cloud you can't reach ma peak
I would've arrested you TANSHIE if hating me was a crime
But it aint so hommie stay alive but aint sure you'll reach your prime
Am like weather sky unpredictable so am confusing you fools
Take a look at verse from the start and you gon see the hardcore moves
I could even blast you with the verse you blessed
Am pyschic i reverse threats on ma enemy's chest
Have got love 4hoodloyalz we get it poppin
We do big things in common right we go hard clubbin
I don chilled with da hardest of' em
Made chedda with da smartest of' em
Cant you see i got a rap virus shit you can't cure me
I keep on spittin venoms on you TAnshie and stay sucka-free
So you better deal with it am a legend am still livin
4real you aint worth me i keep the fire blazin
Ya'll ni&&as can't 4ck with me I'm tellin ya METAFUks
Put a shell in y'all now become bleedin METAFUks

Hook

Hoodloyalz- We real G's
Never ever fu*ck wit we
Born n' raised in the streetz
Rep our hood hustlin' fo' that cheese
Fu*ck it that's why we Hood- Loyalz ( Yea)


JDUCK
@ Paddy Ho and his whack crew

U Got Mo dots on u den a giraffe
take aim and spit more lines den a graph
Hold ya ears c yea u feel my wrath
Who won? now lets all do da math
I'm a algebric eqaution hes kindergarten addition
dese people is hatin tryin to take up on my mission
Dese people wishin dey could defeat
this man in adolescence that aint never been beat
I leave a hole in ya heart an evalastin impression
And i have u people fallin like da stocks in da depression
every thing I spit u know I spit literally
because B u know I got more cheese then freakin Italy
I undastand why u talkin why u be hatin me
because U know I got more dough then a bakery
and i Cant be fakin man I gotta spit real
got more Ice on my neck den in ya grill
and im so real im so ill wit a gun* hear gun cock in back ground*
I Got 99 problems but this Bit$$ aint one
* here gun shots*

hey mukina, dat wuz jst my first one, i've not droped d second.

Bleep d Metafucks PartII

@ tianshie nd d metafucks

rata ta ta hoodloyalz be knockin @ your door
we here for u mein close your eyes nd kiss d floor
d loyalz got d metafucks raisin d white flag
d dumb fools don surrendered spreadin dere guts all over d place
when u spit verses nl gotta hold there breath cus your mouth stink
d stink from yo mouth spread thru d mic to thousands of noses
even if your bars were made of gold
i'll melt em faster dan a volcano
chew on ur bars like biscuits
wana diss me guess not u wudn't wana risk it
after menike helped me drop my verse ya'll ladies was all on him
(ha ha) protestin sayin why i don did ya'll like this
talkin bout gold in yo mouth nigga
it's your teeth turned yellow from bad dentition nd foul breath
u public enemy your breath is a threat
u snifin nd gettin high on white chalk
get down nd choke on faggy ho's c**k
dat's how d metafucks ball
rite now we ballin tite cus we kickin u nd panty hoes
wen u talk about d mic d hoodloyal authority can't be questioned
we d kingz in dis sh*t
even your so called best kiss our golden sceptre
if what u do is rap den we do better
ur life wud have been better
if u had not spoke those 7letters
H o o d b o i d name make your bitch so wet
i'm a hoodloyal soldier nd we bringin u pussy niggaz death

. ;d ;d ;d :d :d :-x :-x :-x

@ metafuckas
Hoodloyalz crew real cats and real rappas
u know how we do jus killl cats and kill rappas
we some ill rappas not touch and feel rappas
want to talk junk ya fall victim to da steel clappa
Yaw whack cats aint tochin a soul
I burn yaw up im da furnace yaw da coal
u keep dissin but ya bullets keep missin
and u keep tryin and b u jus keep missin
Yea I be trippin yea B jus 9 clinchin
yea man im rich yea b jus dime pinchin
theres talk about us when theres talk of da game
u talkin bought us when u talkin bought fame
because I'm enflamed like one da devils gnomes
everythings burnin B except fpr my throne
we hold da crown its HoodLoyalz kingdom
Dey in da backgroung tryin to hide but i seenem
I'm a HooDloyalz soldier ready to brow dey brain
HLoyal Advocate man this crew is insane
If Rap was rome wed be ceasar
and if we talkin bought ice den id be a freezer
when we talkin bought hoes u know im da pleaser
and I sellin More albumns den drug dealers do reefer
This is hoodloyalz territory our domain
and so U know we gon reign longer den a hurricane

Mukina, pls check ur offlines (in short return the topic and add this on to it, it will look long but it sure gives a clue)

You guys I really enjoyed this be ready to feel my heat in the next round I think we will advance coz we really did our thing

Tianshie Paddy Lo yaw did good I admit even though yaw be tryin to beef all da time I must say u did good

even though u put up such a valiant effort I think We got yaw

N.C. Is da life man its lil chillie up here right now normally it warm

me nd my boi's re organizing a lil sumthin dis december on d beach and i want ta invite a few chicks from here, nd if any guy wants ta come u can but u will have ta pay a lil sumthin, it's free for chicks. Venue will be alpha beach, anyone interested should email me @ keepingit_gangstar@yahoo.com holla @ ur bwoy, Date will be 27th of december Note: it's like a private party. ya'll also know that 27th is next week friday so please holla ASAP, chicks call me or email me if u wana come nd ya'll's gotta be tite. like i said it's a privare party so don't expect to see a crowd, also the deadline will be christmas day



also there is this new N.G.O(non govermental organisation) N.C.O(non denominational organisation) that's having a praise nite on the 22nd of this month that's friday. it's happening at. All Saints Anglican Church Montegomery road Yaba Lagos. Starting by 10pm till dawn, Be There!!!!!!!

Hoodloyals

punctuality: 85%
attendance: 100%
rhyme scheme: 85%
adherence to rules: 70%
Rap Assessment(metaphors,punchlines,construction and creativity): 70%
public opinion: 77.8%
Unanimous vote:1
Average:81.3
Judges' verdict: A very close contest, the judges had to split over the final decision. Hope it was fair enough.



Metafuh Mataduhz

punctuality: 100%
attendance:66%
rhyme scheme: 94%
adherence to rules: 70%
Rap Assessment(metaphors,punchlines,construction and creativity):90%
public opinion: 22.2%
Unanimous vote:2
Average:73.7
Judges' verdict: Winner


Greatest rapper this fixture: Tianshie
Greatest Rhyme Scheme this fixture: Jduck (paddy and Tiashie tried to keep it live but hommie was nearly flawless)


Toosyno did not show up for the tourney and Menike and Jduck dropped after the show had closed.Tianshie stood by the rules throughout including lenght and chorus and replies. Paddy_lo freestyled endlessly defying the rules.The Hoodloyalz did not keep up with the limit as well, 90 being the max length and 25 max per member.

Please air your complaints now or never.

great!