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You Know You're Over The Hill When: by Divab(f): 10:39am On Oct 06, 2009 |
- You find your mouth making promises your body can't keep. - You look both ways before crossing a room. - You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays, " - In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. - No one expects you to run into a burning building. - People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?" - There's nothing left to learn the hard way. - Things you buy now won't wear out. - Kidnappers are not very interested in you. - You can eat dinner at 4pm. - You can't remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television. - You have a party and the neighbours don't even realise it. - You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge. - You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. - You sing along with the elevator music. - Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay off. - Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. |
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