I'm serious. That kind of attention the man who named his dog Buhari was able to gather is what i'm talking about. Let the news spread like wild fire and should be very controversial. Something that will at the end grant me the opportunity to dine and wine with governors and top government officials, captains of industries etc. Any suggestions. I've some though but i need more suggestions.

P.S. No crime-related suggestions like kidnapping, armed robbery etc. Non-crime but very controversial act i'm talking about.

Buy pig,name it asiwaju

Khd95:
Buy pig,name it asiwaju

Nice one. More suggestions pls.

Trace the hair salon of one or any of the Governor's wife or their daughters..

Make sure you borrow a flashy ride from the hotel if your friends are as poor as you are that they too don't have one..

Then adjust your face powder or at best consult a costume professional to treat your spots ridden skin due to long time of suffering and a dentist to help with your smelly mouth odour...

After that meet Mr Ibu to coach and perfect your acting skills..
My beloved, you are set afterwards to go woo any of them and quickly pretend not to have seen all the adverts on condoms to enable a perfect score..

You can go back home after, sit and wait for police with abundance of federal presence come knocking at you doors..

Goodluck with your daydream..

ruggedboy01:
Trek from ur state(location) to aso rock thank me later

That has been done many times. I need a fresh idea.

Go to any army barrack of your choice, locate and slap their commandant. Try video it and upload on the internet

Go and hug that big trasformer inside the villa. Dont forget to drop a written note blame Buhari. Even obama will come for ur burial.

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Simple.

Go to any place a crowd is gathered discussing the hardship in the country and shout:




'Sai buhari or baba'.


The result will reverberate.