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Just For Laughs! Have You Ever Seen An Igbo Market Woman's Phonebook Before? by kachysblog(f): 11:03pm On Sep 09, 2016
Saw this somewhere, it cracked me up and I feel it’s cool to share…lol!

(If your name is mentioned, please do not take it personal…it’s just for giggles..)

This is what an Igbo Market Woman’s Phone Contacts looks like…

1. Amaka Okporoko

2. Uche Azu Ndu

3. KC Abacha

4. Nkechi Crayfish

5. Chika Anu ewu

6. Ndubuisi Afo anu

7. Nonye Tomato

8. Tony Beans

9. Ify Garri

10. Nkiru Okpa

11. Adanma Ogiri Okpei

12. Okey Kanda

13. Chidi Anu Jaki

14. Emeka Akpa nnu

15. Nduka Yobasi

16. Chioma Azu Mangala

17. Emma Odu efi

18. Chimezie Mmanya Nkwu

19. Stella Ukpaka

20. Chukwudi Ose Nsukka

21. Ezinne Ukazi

For ndi ofe mmanu and other dialect speaking languages, view the translation after the cut….

1. Amaka Stockfish

2. Uche Fresh Fish/Cat fish

3. KC Tapioca

4. Nkechi Crayfish

5. Chika Goat Meat

6. Ndubuisi Meat Intestine

7. Nonye Tomato

8. Tony Beans

9. Ify Garri

10. Nkiru King’s food/Cockerel/Bambara nut

11. Adanma Castor Oil seed

12. Okey ‘Ponmo or Kpomo’

13. Chidi Donkey Meat

14. Emeka Bag of salt

15. Nduka Onions

16. Chioma Dry fish

17. Emma Abattoir/Cow tail

18. Chimezie Palm Wine

19. Stella Oil Bean

20. Chukwudi Nsukka Pepper

21. Ezinne ‘Afang’ leaves


http://www.kachysblog.com/2016/09/09/just-for-laughs-have-you-ever-seen-an-igbo-market-womas-phonebook-before/

Re: Just For Laughs! Have You Ever Seen An Igbo Market Woman's Phonebook Before? by dmgr(m): 11:16pm On Sep 09, 2016
ok
Re: Just For Laughs! Have You Ever Seen An Igbo Market Woman's Phonebook Before? by sirthisthickkal: 11:50pm On Sep 09, 2016
...shrugs... erm op, seriously so this is what cracked you up? undecided angry
Re: Just For Laughs! Have You Ever Seen An Igbo Market Woman's Phonebook Before? by iPrevail(m): 12:16am On Sep 10, 2016
How, for fvck sakes, is this funny? undecided

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