Just laugh small!!!
Pastor: If you are worshiping with us for the first
time in this church, The New life Church. You are
so special to us. The whole
church will like to know your name.
Newcomer: I'm Dele Ogbeche.
(Church...shouts and cheers)
Pastor: Halleluyah!
Church: Amen.
Pastor: Mr Dele Ogbeche, do you have any prayer
request you want the church to pray for you ?
Mr Ogbeche: Yes sir. The church should help me
pray that God should promote my business in this
church more than how he promoted it in my
former church.
Church: AAAAAMMMMMEEEEEEENNNNNNN
Pastor: Church, I will want you to use the whole
of your strength to pray this prayer for him That
Oh Lord, promote this Mr. Ogbeche's business in
this church (speaks in tongues... masokokokokole
sebede) Thus saith the Lord, listen, that your
business shall sell in this church more than where
you are coming from in thousand/million folds.
Church/Ogbeche: AAAAAAAAAMMMMMM
MMMEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNN.
Pastor: Mr. Ogbeche, open your eyes. You left
your former CHURCH because the business was
not selling very well abi?
Ogbeche: Yes sir. Actually, my business was
selling at first because they were buying the
casket they use to bury members from me. As the
church members started dying small small so my
business was growing because they were all
buying their casket from me. I learned a trade in
making casket. But after some time, there was a
deliverance service and members started living
long, which affected my business. That's why I
had to leave the church to search for a greener
pasture.
Pastor: Mr Ogbeche, abi ko fe da fun yin ni?
Ori e buru ni?
Please stand up.
Church, you will pray, Oh Lord destroy Mr.
Ogbeche's life and business permanently if he
refuse to leave this church immediately...
Church: IN JESUSSSSSSSSS NAMEEEEEEEEEEEE
EEE,
FATHERRRRRRRRRR.......kokokokolelelelelelesok
okomasererere (everybody started speaking in
tougues)
Pastor: (looks at him as he runs out of the
church) OLORI BURUKU! E ma gba wa ke?! Oluwa
ya wa ya ibi o! Jeesu!