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South African Universities Introduces Witchcraft Study Into It's CURRICULUM. by macho44(m): 10:32am On Sep 15, 2016
Reports reaching us have confirmed that plans have been concluded by The South African ministry of education to include the study of witch craft as a degree awarding course in the curriculum of South African universities from 2018.

According to Blade Nzimande, South African Minister of Higher Education and Training, who announced this weird development, He confirmed the reports while speaking to representatives from student unions around the country, the minister announced the shocking move and urged future university admission seekers to consider studying Witchcraft, he further said;

“There is a lot we can learn from witchcraft, like how they fly in that winnowing basket and on magic carpets and brooms. Imagine if we learn that skill. It will eradicate traffic jams and everyone will just get in their basket and fly. It also means we will not be importing fuel anymore.”

The announcement was met with boos and jeers from the jam-packed auditorium, many of whom had gone to the meeting hoping that the minister would announce a 0% fee increase for the coming academic year. The minister also invited renowned witches to make an appointment with his office so they can have their skills tested and those outstanding would then be hired as lecturers with huge incentives from the government.

He also invited witches from across neighbouring countries, promising them permanent residency permits, saying;

“I spoke to Gibs (Minister of Home affairs Malusi Gigaba) and he agreed to issue witches from outside South Africa with permanent residence permits. I heard Malawi and Zimbabwe have an impressive collection of witches. We are hoping they will heed the call”,

Read more @ SOURCE:http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/09/south-african-universities-set-to-offer.html

Re: South African Universities Introduces Witchcraft Study Into It's CURRICULUM. by EpicMaurice(m): 10:33am On Sep 15, 2016
Nawao.
Anyways we all have right to freedom of belief.


Soon enough WITZAN will take to the streets protesting for the FG to also make witchcraft a course in nigeria
Re: South African Universities Introduces Witchcraft Study Into It's CURRICULUM. by ireneony(f): 10:34am On Sep 15, 2016
Nice..Good development.

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Re: South African Universities Introduces Witchcraft Study Into It's CURRICULUM. by macho44(m): 10:36am On Sep 15, 2016
This South Africans have just found a positive side to witchcraft, just imagine if all the witches used their powers for good deeds instead of sucking peoples blood and eating up people's destinies, even the white men used their withcraft for positive things, the tranformed their own WITCHCRAFT into AIRCRAFT grin grin grin grin grin, see more pics of south african witches at the event@http://www.gossipmirrors.com/2016/09/south-african-universities-set-to-offer.html
Re: South African Universities Introduces Witchcraft Study Into It's CURRICULUM. by soberdrunk(m): 10:36am On Sep 15, 2016
Make i run call my Ex girfriend tell her oooooo say Lecturer job don show 4 her and her mama!! angry angry

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Re: South African Universities Introduces Witchcraft Study Into It's CURRICULUM. by EpicMaurice(m): 11:33am On Sep 15, 2016
I forsee a lot of nigerians trooping to SA now gringrin

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Re: South African Universities Introduces Witchcraft Study Into It's CURRICULUM. by Nobody: 12:06pm On Sep 15, 2016
If this news was posted on physical paper it would have served as suya wrapping. It's obvious this was culled from a tabloid magazine thereby it's a big lie.
Re: South African Universities Introduces Witchcraft Study Into It's CURRICULUM. by freesinzu(m): 12:10pm On Sep 15, 2016
The minister just got a new shipment of weed from aba and its serving him right

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Re: South African Universities Introduces Witchcraft Study Into It's CURRICULUM. by macho44(m): 12:15pm On Sep 15, 2016
charix:
If this news was posted on physical paper it would have served as suya wrapping. It's obvious this was culled from a tabloid magazine thereby it's a big lie.
na wa ooooo

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Re: South African Universities Introduces Witchcraft Study Into It's CURRICULUM. by demolinka(m): 12:30pm On Sep 15, 2016
Correct! Dem go come do their SIWES for Benin.
Re: South African Universities Introduces Witchcraft Study Into It's CURRICULUM. by englishmart(m): 12:35pm On Sep 15, 2016
taking that course would help you understand women better

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