CrazyQuinn:
when? I know it's not last weekend you are talking about

kramfonos:




Prickly-faced, dysfunctional motor-neuron, delusioned hedgehog! May your face be massaged with a cactus!

unlimiteddammi:


Yeah, Last weekend ma.

kramfonos:


Dude, this is a lexical conversation(?) and not a verbal one. I'm not talking but typewriting so pray tell, how come you know Mourinho is in my mouth? You see why you should spend more time reading and improving yourself than scheming your burgle the warehouse down your street? Petty thief!

One has to be smart to use grandiloquent words and churn them out in real-time. Heck! I'm a bibliophile, I'm intelligent and it shines off. My perseverance paid off. You're jealous of my extremely good command of the English Language 'cause yours pales in comparison.


Prickly-faced, dysfunctional motor-neuron, delusioned hedgehog! May your face be massaged with a cactus!

CrazyQuinn:
I don't think it's the epl from this planet, maybe from another planet ....last weekend man city trashed man u 2 - 1 ....we are on top deal with it

xtervaganza:
hahhahahahahhahaha this is getting. Yoruba people would say weyrey dun wo, ko se bi l'omo. Meaning watching the display of a mad man is sweet but no one wants to have a lunatic as a child.




To be quite honest with you, I didn't read 90% of the jargons you put up there. Im just enjoying watching you display your madness. At least your display of insanity is entertaining. Perhaps the only time you make people smile is when you show your lunatic skills.



Please continue, I'll keep your parents jn prayers that a mad, never do well and waste in life and death like you will never come their way again



And then pray that death finds you quickly so your parents can finally bury their shame in you

kramfonos:


[b] What? You've run out of memes? Your gallery of simpleton-esque graphical depictions suddenly disappeared? Sun-burnt shrimp!

First off: Always begin every sentence with an uppercase letter.

Secondly: Always use quotation marks to indicate or reference sayings which aren't yours. That's the standard.

Thirdly: Always use hypens to join words which make up a compound or complex word. Example: It's "never-do-well", not "never do well".

Of course you wouldn't be cognizant of the afore-explained rules. You were a truant and you spent half of your high school days skipping classes and playing in deserted houses hunting lizards and other reptiles. Not surprising that you ended up dumber than a door nail.

You can barely type without infusing your native language. I bet you speak English with a heavy accent of Yoruba and you have the 'H-factor'.

Tutoring and humiliating fools like you gives me the kicks. I already dared you in my prequel replies to type articulately but you failed like the contraceptive your mother used when you were conceived.

You'd end up no better than your dipsophiliac dad who sold your village oracle in exchange for a keg of palm wine. The curse placed on him still follows your lineage thus.


May your resting place be in a deserted swamp! May juvenile shrimps feed on your corpse! May beavers build dams with your dismembered bones! The last thing you see before you die would be a tree branch piercing your heart!. [/b]

kramfonos:


[b] What? You've run out of memes? Your gallery of simpleton-esque graphical depictions suddenly disappeared? Sun-burnt shrimp!

First off: Always begin every sentence with an uppercase letter.

Secondly: Always use quotation marks to indicate or reference sayings which aren't yours. That's the standard.

Thirdly: Always use hypens to join words which make up a compound or complex word. Example: It's "never-do-well", not "never do well".

Of course you wouldn't be cognizant of the afore-explained rules. You were a truant and you spent half of your high school days skipping classes and playing in deserted houses hunting lizards and other reptiles. Not surprising that you ended up dumber than a door nail.

You can barely type without infusing your native language. I bet you speak English with a heavy accent of Yoruba and you have the 'H-factor'.

Tutoring and humiliating fools like you gives me the kicks. I already dared you in my prequel replies to type articulately but you failed like the contraceptive your mother used when you were conceived.

You'd end up no better than your dipsophiliac dad who sold your village oracle in exchange for a keg of palm wine. The curse placed on him still follows your lineage thus.


May your resting place be in a deserted swamp! May juvenile shrimps feed on your corpse! May beavers build dams with your dismembered bones! The last thing you see before you die would be a tree branch piercing your heart!. [/b]

LoveJesus87:
babe Wetin fine gal like u dey do for dis kind yeye club man ruinited ehn? come make I take u go beta club jare

xtervaganza:
I'm enjoying the show. Please continue




Don't stop ooo.



Your parents must be cusring the day you came into their life



Please continue your free show of madness. Im enjoying it

dunsman:


Which club?

kramfonos:


I'm your god, bastardo. Lie face flat in supplication to me! I decide the pace of all of this. I forced you to return to your drab , unoriginal memes.

I hope you get gang-raped by drugged chimpanzees! Next time you come across this moniker or any other operated by someone who has my unique writing style, you'd shiver in fright and be tormented by the memories of the trauma I put you through since last night.

May you be relegated to the blackhole of oblivion faster than the Queen's Park Rangers.

Worthless offspring of a hand-job-for-a-naira whoring midget!

CaptPlanet:
Chubhie


Feyenoord lol

Chubhie:

I weak o! United go still qualify from the group.Liverpool is lurking with intent to collapse the bridge tonight.

CaptPlanet:




But una no fit beat them lol.

Fear dey catch me o Liverpool dey bad form

Chubhie:

I want to see how David Luis and ivanovic handles electrifying Liverpool! I'm staking both teams to score with over 3.5 goals with Liverpool to score either half.

Niwdog:
who told you that? Or are you their CEO(dilector)

CaptPlanet:



The first 45 mins is abt to start. Hopefully my boys will turn up!

CaptPlanet:



The first 45 mins is abt to start. Hopefully my boys will turn up!

Chubhie:

LOL! look to the bright side cos Costa was on the score sheet yet again.

CaptPlanet:



Appalling display. The first half was terrible, we came alive when it didnt really matter.

Oscar was missing, Willian had a terrible game too.

We clearly need a creative midfielder (please give us mata back). Dunno y Conte keepps leaving his subs late, abi he wan chop am ni?

We just didnt play well enough.

Chubhie:

Are you willing to swap hazard for Mata? The league seems destined for either Liverpool or man city based on current form.

kramfonos:


I'm your god, bastardo. Lie face flat in supplication to me! I decide the pace of all of this. I forced you to return to your drab , unoriginal memes.

I hope you get gang-raped by drugged chimpanzees! Next time you come across this moniker or any other operated by someone who has my unique writing style, you'd shiver in fright and be tormented by the memories of the trauma I put you through since last night.

May you be relegated to the blackhole of oblivion faster than the Queen's Park Rangers.

Worthless offspring of a hand-job-for-a-naira whoring midget!

Akinlekanwr:

I can tell you're a chelski fan. I really hope this hate you got for Mourinho won't consume you