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Who Will I Call by Nobody: 10:45pm On Sep 17, 2016
I went to a restaurant to eat with just N300, so I ordered food for N200 & meat N100. As I sat down to eat,a man sitting beside me and putting on anice shirt said " I love the way you eat, add more food, I will pay".I hastily added food for N500 and continued eating.He said again " you eat so well, go and add 2bottles of soft drinks so that you can drink after eating".I hastily made the order. After drinking 1bottle, as I was trying to open the 2nd bottle, the opener fell down, and I bent to pick it,I discovered that the man was bare footed! !!!., i then noticed he was a mad man.He laughed at me and said*" the way dem go take beat you for here today ehh, na only God go fit save you*
Re: Who Will I Call by lhawarl1(m): 12:40am On Sep 18, 2016
Chaii ur own don done..... Just call GOD nd ask for forgiveness incase you die in the beating session
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