A friend of mine sent this to me, I had to share it...

*°Abeg laugh small°*

I went to a restaurant to eat with just N300, so I ordered food for N200 & meat N100. As I sat down to eat,
a man sitting beside me and putting on a nice shirt said " I love the way you eat, add more food, I will pay".
I hastily added food for N500 and continued eating.
He said again " you eat so well, go and add 2bottles of soft drinks so that you can drink after eating".
I hastily made the order. After drinking 1bottle, as I was trying to open the 2nd bottle, the opener fell down, and I bent to pick it,
I discovered that the man was bare footed! !!!., i then noticed he was a mad man.
He laughed at me and said
*" the way dem go take beat you for here today ehh, na only God go fit save you*

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow