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Dialoguing/chatting Between Mosquito And Rat....just Hilarious! by BOBBZKID(m): 8:38pm On Sep 20, 2016 |
DIALOGUING/CHATTING BETWEEN MOSQUITO AND RAT....just hilarious! . MOSQUITO : pings Rat, 'Hi bobo Rat'. RAT : he replays, 'just shilling,' MOSQUITO : ah you are shilling? Shilling with what Mr. Rat. RAT : I'm just shilling inside my master's Bag of Garri. MOSQUITO : 'ah bros! I no go lie u dy enjoy sha.. No wonda, ur master's nd his offsprings dy always sick, LASSA FEVER.. RAT : Mr. RAT got annoyed but try to pretend. He then replied. 'no b smal enjoyment i dy enjoy.. Expecially for way dere Bag of Garri nd Food_Stuf dy... Bt ur enjoyment na double of mine nw coz u dy sock dere Blood.' MOSQUITO : replied. 'no b smal tin dem even dy praise me for sockin dere Blood, dem dy clap 4 meself if i jxt mk dat ma noise.' RAT : Mr. RAT try to retalate, 'no wonda! U dy bit YELLOW FEVER gv den. I don dy wonda y ur master and his offsprings dy always sick nd dy drink medine always. Na nw i kwn say na u dy cause am.' MOSQUITO : Mrs. MOSQUITO was angry. And she then replied. 'u dy crazy.! Na b coz i say u dy gv LASSA FEVER u cum use style dy tel me say i stil dy gv FEVER. YELLOW FEVER 4 dat matta.' RAT : RAT started laughing.. 'hahahahahahahahaha! Dem say first to do e no dy pain bt second to do e eye dy red.. Hahahaha!' MOSQUITO : but i was just joking, you are the one that took it personal. RAT : YEA! 'me self, was also joking, na u tak am individual. Lol! Bt no b lie na .YOU DY GV YELLOW FEVER!!! MOSQUITO : U nko? YOU DY ALSO GV LASSA FEVER!!! ur own worse self. . #Lol.. Abeg wu e own worse pass and wu win d fight? .#ßobbzy_Da_Talented! |
Re: Dialoguing/chatting Between Mosquito And Rat....just Hilarious! by Hollamich(m): 8:37pm On Sep 25, 2016 |
Find a job.....this ain't funny 1 Like |
Re: Dialoguing/chatting Between Mosquito And Rat....just Hilarious! by kenir(m): 3:09pm On Sep 26, 2016 |
who wrote this shit has got to b a toddler mehn |
Re: Dialoguing/chatting Between Mosquito And Rat....just Hilarious! by teniola240(f): 6:48pm On Sep 26, 2016 |
Lame..i forgot to laugh |
Re: Dialoguing/chatting Between Mosquito And Rat....just Hilarious! by Rasmodox101(m): 8:23pm On Sep 26, 2016 |
Was i supposed 2 lauf? . . . . . . DRYYYYYYY! |
Re: Dialoguing/chatting Between Mosquito And Rat....just Hilarious! by bostish(m): 10:45am On Sep 27, 2016 |
Ur yansh! |
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