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In love you lie to still be friends after you let it go.

You are so beautiful that you give the sun a reason to shine.

Your earrings are the mirrors which reflect the moonlight into your eyes

You must be star because you look beautiful from a distance.

I told my girlfriend that it looked like she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

What do you say to your single friends on Valentine’s Day? Happy Independence Day!

I told my girlfriend that it looked like she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

[url]True love[/url] is when your pet comes to your room on its own.

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you love Star Wars, may the force be with you.Stop with all the bread jokes.

I don't love bread, I loaf it I love pressing F5. It's so refreshing.

How do you properly make love to a fat woman?
Roll her around in flour and find the wet spot!

Whats the definition of a happy marriage?
One where the husband gives and the wife takes

Whats the difference between love and marriage?
Love is blind and marriage is an eye-opener!

When is it okay to Love thy neighbor?
When her husband is away on business!

What is love?
The delusion that one woman differs from another.

How did the girl get a prince to fall in love with her?
She wore a raspberry beret.

Did you hear about the love affair between sugar and cream?
It was icing on the cake.

Why do men love big tits and a tight ass?
Because they've got big mouths and little dicks.

What happened when two vampires went on a blind date?
It was love at first bite!

What's the difference between love and herpes?
Love doesn't last forever.

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