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| Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by tytylayor: 7:52am On Oct 13, 2009 |
[size=14pt]Single vs. Engaged vs. MARRIED!! Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, "Last Friday at the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made passionate love on his desk right then and there!" The engaged woman giggled and said, "That's pretty much my story! When my fiance got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only had sex all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!" The married woman put her glass down and said, "I did a lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's. I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, What's for dinner?'"[/size] |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by TyGabriel(m): 8:14am On Oct 13, 2009 |
lol, |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by nich(m): 8:23am On Oct 13, 2009 |
 lmao!the story of a married woman. well, doesnt have to be that way for always though. keep the guy salivating.   |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by Ben13: 8:47am On Oct 13, 2009 |
married women are something else. lol |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by tytylayor: 11:56am On Oct 13, 2009 |
dats y i no wan marry u  |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by clemcykul(f): 12:02pm On Oct 13, 2009 |
lol poor married woman. nice one tyty |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by tytylayor: 12:07pm On Oct 13, 2009 |
tnx shim |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by Emperoh(m): 12:34pm On Oct 13, 2009 |
Wetin we dey beg for na im one man dey treat anyhow. . .chai!!  |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by sweetliet: 12:44pm On Oct 13, 2009 |
when im married, i do alot of , with him on sofa, bed, kitchen, toilet and everyoda place. |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by clemcykul(f): 12:48pm On Oct 13, 2009 |
no wonder . , . . . . . . . he will soon get tired and one day he will cat u the bat woman |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by sweetliet: 12:49pm On Oct 13, 2009 |
he wont dare |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by biola44: 2:29pm On Oct 13, 2009 |
lwkm |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by folly69(m): 3:20pm On Oct 13, 2009 |
'hey batman' LMFAO |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by sweetliet: 5:34pm On Oct 13, 2009 |
who bi rat |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by Kunbee: 6:29am On Oct 14, 2009 |
Dat husband wicked ooo ahn ahn |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by kabola2009(m): 4:04pm On Oct 14, 2009 |
Kunbee:he is an African man |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by flexystar(f): 5:39pm On Oct 14, 2009 |
no be batman, dat na ontop statement, na batwoman |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by flexystar(f): 5:41pm On Oct 14, 2009 |
dis woman wey dey for d bottom of dis page reasemble tytylayor |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by nich(m): 6:17pm On Oct 14, 2009 |
 what did i miss? |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by tytylayor: 6:22pm On Oct 14, 2009 |
ur period |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by Kunbee: 10:32pm On Oct 14, 2009 |
kabola2009: Abajo |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by oge4real(f): 12:05am On Oct 15, 2009 |
yeye man batman ko, batwoman ni. |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by bydot1(m): 2:02am On Oct 15, 2009 |
hehe, |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by lightwalk(m): 4:51am On Oct 15, 2009 |
| The man harsh o |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by tytylayor: 7:04am On Oct 15, 2009 |
na u he take am resemble |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by lordmassac(m): 2:39pm On Oct 15, 2009 |
Bumboclut!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by lightwalk(m): 12:20am On Oct 16, 2009 |
tytylayor:Me |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by surveyProf(m): 8:59am On Oct 16, 2009 |
Lol |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by lordmassac(m): 9:28am On Oct 16, 2009 |
;d ;d ;d |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by tytylayor: 11:58am On Oct 16, 2009 |
modify pls |
| Re: Single Vs Engaged Vs Married by nich(m): 12:20pm On Oct 16, 2009 |
tytylayor: emmm, ok "open sesame!" 'hope it worked. |
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