I'm a real fan of this trend and I've decided to contribute my lil ideas too.
I hope to make you smile and if possible laugh and maybe end up in the gutter. Hehehe :p

Ok, wait for it!

1. Your dressing to church after conversion. Fine boy, You be killing 'em choristers

2. Then You finally arrived church and the usher says you should come to the front row seat.
You be like "Wetin concern you?"

"Em send you from my village?"
hehehe

3. Then the General overseer walks in and you put on that innocent face.
"God be with you, sir"

4. During Sunday school, Pastor asks you to define the characteristics of Ibzan, one of the Judges.

'But I wasn't in church Last Sunday, sir'

When they say all the virgins should come out for prayers and you're tryna impress your parents..

And she be like
"My friend, you better sit down and stop deceiving yourself"

6. Your 'sorry' face when the Sunday school teacher tells the church how you were busy searching for the book of Jude in the Old Testament... And now, they are laughing and 'hailing' you.

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You be like:
'It's like Thunder wants to fire somebody today'

7. Then You hear the Asst. Pastor announcing the presence of Lalasticlala and his intention to give a special Number.
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'Adonbilivit'
'Wonders shall never end!'

8. Then you dopely sit down and be like:
'Well, let's hear what he's got to sing'

9. After a powerful song ministration, then the pastor decides to pray for more annointing on oga Lalasticlala

"May your talent take you places in Jesus' name!"

10. Then that die-hard Prayer warrior leader comes to lead the congregation in prayer for 2 straight hours.
.
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'It is finished, Father, na your hand I dey today'

11. How you run to go and shake that hot bae fellowshipping in your church for the first time.

'You are welcome in the name of the Lord 2x
We can see all over you the glory of Mary Kay...'

Lmao

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12. When you hear "Let's rise up to share the grace in unison"
.. "Finally, Nigga, we made it!"
Hehehe. *Drops pen and bows out*

My belle oooo

you try sha... got me giggling

DaveH2i:
you try sha... got me giggling

Thanks