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Health Plan by elowa: 1:21pm On Oct 14, 2009
A young, intelligent medical student specializing in sexual disorders decides to take a tour of a local clinic. Eager to impress a future doctor, the chief resident shows him around the facility.

While discussing current cases and the facility, they stumble across a patient masturbating in his room. “What condition does he have?” the student asks. “He suffers from Seminal Buildup Disorder,” the resident replies. “If he doesn’t ejaculate 20-30 times a day, he’ll become confused and disoriented.”

As the pair continue their tour, the student walks past another room and sees a patient with his pants around ankles, receiving MouthAction from a beautiful nurse. “What about him?” the student asks. “What’s his story?”

“Oh, it’s the same condition,” the doctor replies. “He just has a better health plan.”
Re: Health Plan by Nobody: 1:23pm On Oct 14, 2009
lol
Re: Health Plan by biola44: 2:54pm On Oct 14, 2009
;d
Re: Health Plan by aristole(m): 3:37pm On Oct 14, 2009
ok!
Re: Health Plan by flexystar(f): 7:34pm On Oct 14, 2009
@ poster
are u a sex addict dat all your stories and jokes are centered around SEX angry
Re: Health Plan by aristole(m): 1:55pm On Oct 15, 2009
No.He can no longer C nd P others as they've all been used
Re: Health Plan by Ben13: 3:05pm On Oct 15, 2009
lol better health plan. who wouldn't prefer? cheesy
Re: Health Plan by elowa: 3:51pm On Oct 15, 2009
@flex, who is the addict here? with ur 'sex' in capital letters shows u like it
Re: Health Plan by Ben13: 4:48pm On Oct 15, 2009
who doesn't like it? angry
Re: Health Plan by Kunbee: 3:14am On Oct 16, 2009
embarassed embarassed undecided
Re: Health Plan by Nobody: 12:38pm On Oct 16, 2009
lol cheesy
Re: Health Plan by aristole(m): 2:11pm On Oct 16, 2009
embarassed embarassed embarassed

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