Somewhere in yola..

'Papa, did you just sell me for a bag of rice'?

'Adamu, I hope you would forgive me..I can't watch your siblings and your sick mother die of starvation..there is no money in the country'


'But papa, a bag of rice?'


'that was all Alhaji offered..he no gree even add tomatoes'..

'Papa when the rice is exhausted, who next would you sell'?

The ailing sibling


Lazy father's up an down

Somewhere in Edo

'Where my soup.?.but I be dey cook soup just now..
Abeg, bros..you see any soup'?

'Chris, what kinda of stupid question is that'?

'bros, I be dey cook soup just now..I say make I go inside house collect maggi, right now..I no see soup, I no see pot..and na only two of us dey here.
so where my soup?'

'are u accusi...'

'for this buhari period?...gimme my soup or we die here..

*Chris and bros are still fighting**

Somewhere in Imo...

'nnamdi, your game enter'?

'for where? Chelsea couldn't even score one goal..ordinary one goal...and I've not eaten since morning..That ticket was my last hope. God punish Chelsea '

'nawa o..nnamdi you wey go school con suffer pass us wey no go...So your certificate be like tissue paper'

'my brother...na buhari

somewhere in Oshogbo

'Even with my PhD I don't still a job *knots rope*
A whole me...a whole oluwutosin. I need to end this!
This life ain't worth living...'

* Yet to confirm if tosin is still alive**

Some where in abuja..

'Dad is it true that senators earn a monthly salary between 650million to 975million per year?

'what? that is not true son..some law makers earn as low as 648million'

'huh..? OK dad' and dad apart from wardrobe allowance$, what other allowance do you get as a senator?'

'there is furniture allowance,
hardship allowance,

newspaper allowance,

recess allowance,

accommodation allowance,

utilities allowance,

domestic staff allowance,

entertainment allowance,

personal assistance allowance,

vehicle maintenance allowance,

leave allowance,

severance gratuity,

motor vehicle allowance..'


'you said vehicle before dad'..

'No, vehicle maintenance is different from vehicle allowance'..

'wow...but dad I thought they said there is no money in Nigeria'?

mydd44, help me take this to politics section where it belongs and id give you my girlfriend for free..