GEORGE W BUSH:
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either against us or for us.
There is no middle ground here.


BILL GATES:
I have just witnessed eChicken2012 which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook; internet explorer is an integral part of eChicken.


MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
I have a dream... and envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.


GEJ:
I guess it's a manifestation of our transformation agenda for fresh air. Meanwhile, we'll set up a committee to look into that and probably grant the chicken amnesty.


PATIENCE JONATHAN
u see,i don't knew why the chicken wil behaviourance like that,the only things i can said is that the chicken can be an prostitute

GANI:
Why wont the chicken cross the road? When there is no light in her house. No fuel in her car!No food in her stomach! No job to do! Armed robbers are after her eggs, the schools are closed,..... ....why wont it cross to the other side?


HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON:
The question strikes to mind a perpendicularit y of oblivious occurrences. The rationale for the crawling species of the hen folk for advancing across the Broadway to the obvious greener side, portray a phantasmagoric allegory in my homosapious mind, that there is a reason. The metaphoric proposition may be that it is going to cast its vote for Fresh Democratic Party and hence justifying it subconscious mind that she has done her civil biddings.


Nscdc lagos chairman
The reason the chicken crossed the road is only going to remain known by one person, I cannot categorically tell you the reason why the chicken crossed the road now and only my oga at the top knows...ehmm... thats all

RONALDO:
I have 3 balloon d'ors the chicken have none


BUHARI:
za chicken is kwarupt and must be probed.

CHINEDU:
Nna I dnt knw the chicken but we can do business.


PUTIN:
I believe it's an American spy.


BRENDEN ROGERS:
The chicken showed great character.

LIE MOHAMMED:
I blame gej for this.

LALASTICALA:
The chicken must be a snake.


oya guys add yours.

H..m

I even don't know what chicken means here

the chicken did that to dodge a fulani heardsman that was approching.

hahahahah! Za chiken iz kworupt fa.....pmb leeeee

udede:
the chicken did that to dodge a fulani heardsman that was approching.

in buhari's voice**kai! My vroda that iz za truth fa**