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Divine And His Dad by grownaira: 8:47am On Sep 28, 2016
Divine's dad called him when he heard there was riot in his school:

Dad: hello son where are you?

Divine: my hostel

dad: good, i heard there is riot, don't go out, don't follow them, you know your family background, stay in your room.

Divine: okay dad


(Calls back in five minutes)

dad: son what caused the riot?

Divine: they increased our school fees from 30k to 300k
dad: where are you now?

Divine: in my room

dad: You de craze? go join them.

Divine: but dad....

dad: shut up!! And join them. in fact carry matchet! !attack people!

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