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How To Dismiss Your Annoying Girlfriend by lightwalk(m): 3:41am On Oct 15, 2009
Use the following talkbacks to turn foo bad bloods wink

Can I buy you a drink?
I would think so - why don't you ask the bartender?
Can I buy you a drink?
I'd rather just have the cash.
Can I have your name?
Why - haven't you already got one?
Can I spend the evening with you?
I gave up baby-sitting years ago.
Do you mind if I smoke?
I don't care if you burn.
Have you got a problem with that?
No, only with you.
I never forget a face.
Neither do I, but in your case I'll make an exception.
I'd like to marry you.
I'd rather skip straight towards the divorce.
I'd like to see more of you.
There isn't any more of me.
I'm sure I could turn you on.
You couldn't even turn on a radio.
I'm sure I've noticed you before.
I'm not sure I've even noticed you yet.
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
No, it's a gun.
Kiss me and I'll tell you a secret.
I know your secret - I work at the clinic.
May I introduce myself?
Certainly - try those people over there.
My body's like a temple.
I'd have said it was more like an amusement park.
Shall we go all the way?
Yes, as long as it's in different directions.
Shall we go to your place or mine?
Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine.
Stay a minute and let me get you a drink.
Just give me the cash - I'll get one later.
When can we be alone?
When we're not with each other.
When should I phone you?
Whenever I'm not there.
Where have you been all my life?
What do you mean - I wasn't even born for the first half of it.
Women say I have the gift of the gab.
Wrap it up, then.
Would you like to come for a drink with me next week?
I'm not thirsty.
You seem to me like a sensible girl.
That's right - I won't go anywhere near you.
Your face is absolutely perfect.
So is yours . . . for radio.
Re: How To Dismiss Your Annoying Girlfriend by Kunbee: 5:38am On Oct 15, 2009
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Re: How To Dismiss Your Annoying Girlfriend by aristole(m): 11:53am On Oct 15, 2009
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