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When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(m): 3:01pm On Sep 29, 2016
Computer Village is the best place to get gadgets in Lagos, but sometimes, it could become your biggest mistake ever.

When you need to buy anything that has a gadget or just about any computer, the first place you go to is Computer Village. I was forming sharp guy when I told my friends that I was going to Computer Village to buy phone. They asked me how long I intended to spend there, and I said 30 minutes.

They just looked at me like,

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Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(m): 3:02pm On Sep 29, 2016
The first thing I learned at Computer Village is that second-hand phones and UK-used phones are not the same thing. I was like,

Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(m): 3:02pm On Sep 29, 2016
I was just walking on my own, and someone just tapped me. I just quickly checked whether my penis has disappeared.

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Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(m): 3:04pm On Sep 29, 2016
It was still there.

Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(m): 3:05pm On Sep 29, 2016
But as I continued walking, I noticed that the music I was listening to stopped playing. Then I put my hand inside my pocket to check whether the battery had died.

My people, I didn't see my phone again.

Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(m): 3:06pm On Sep 29, 2016
But I wanted to finish my mission, and that is to buy iPhone 7 and become an ultimate baby boy.

I just got to one place and two people started dragging me to their shop like,

Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(m): 3:06pm On Sep 29, 2016
I entered one and asked for iPhone 7 is just 70,000 naira. Phone that is still supposed to be over 500,000 naira.

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Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(m): 3:07pm On Sep 29, 2016
They said they had only one left, that's how one other guy came and said he wants to buy it. I was just like,

Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(m): 3:08pm On Sep 29, 2016
You people, my walking step just changed. The boy the ladies rejected has now become the ultimate baby boy!

Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(m): 3:08pm On Sep 29, 2016
When I got home like this, I now brought out the phone to charge o, as they instructed me at the shop.

Instead of my fresh iPhone 7, I saw Fufu inside.

Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(m): 3:09pm On Sep 29, 2016
But as a hard guy, I just vexed and called my guys

Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(m): 3:10pm On Sep 29, 2016
And they were just like,

Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(m): 3:11pm On Sep 29, 2016
They finally agreed to follow me to computer village so we can scatter the place till I get my money.

Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(m): 3:11pm On Sep 29, 2016
When I got there, my people, the shop had disappeared.

Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(m): 3:12pm On Sep 29, 2016
I now started asking everybody if they know the guy that sold the phone to me, and they just like,

Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(m): 3:13pm On Sep 29, 2016
Another person even brought phone for me like Oga you wan buy? I just looked at that one.

Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(m): 3:14pm On Sep 29, 2016
I sha went home to the one person I know will not chase me away, My mum.

Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(m): 3:14pm On Sep 29, 2016
And then what did she say, "Sorry, oya take my Nokia torchlight and be managing it."

Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by ucsparks: 3:15pm On Sep 29, 2016
Ok, but its not sweet sha kiss
Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Alexanda07(m): 3:16pm On Sep 29, 2016
THATS ALL. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD YOURS
Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Perfecttouch(m): 3:18pm On Sep 29, 2016
Alexanda07:
I was just walking on my own, and someone just tapped me. I just quickly checked whether my penis has disappeared.
funny

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Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by slimthugchimee(m): 3:23pm On Sep 29, 2016
hehe very funny
Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by freesinzu(m): 3:25pm On Sep 29, 2016
This was AWESOME
Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by freesinzu(m): 3:25pm On Sep 29, 2016
That was AWESOME
Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Nobody: 3:30pm On Sep 29, 2016
na so computer village be o
you go see person go dey drag you say make you come draw tattoo and do pink lips. And you go be like "guy ma papa na deeper life pastor and na him still dey pay my school fees, Abeg no kobalize mi "
Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Twizzy30(m): 3:47pm On Sep 29, 2016
Lmao. Funny Af
Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Proudlyngwa(m): 4:37pm On Sep 29, 2016
Very funny
Lagos my Lagos
Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Nobody: 4:54pm On Sep 29, 2016
Creative but useless!!!! Jobless man
Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by millalorin: 5:30pm On Sep 29, 2016
MykOnyxo:
na so computer village be o
you go see person go dey drag you say make you come draw tattoo and do pink lips. And you go be like "guy ma papa na deeper life pastor and na him still dey pay my school fees, Abeg no kobalize mi "

lol
Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by Iykesmooth: 11:22am On Oct 10, 2018
This was a fun read
Re: When I Went To Computer Village To Buy The New Iphone 7 (Photo) by DevilsVEGETABLE(m): 10:03pm On Oct 10, 2018
Alexanda07:
They said they had only one left, that's how one other guy came and said he wants to buy it. I was just like,
At this point, he realized that he fvcked up

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