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1. The rainbow crew
You know rainbow comes out once in a while, likewise these lecturers. They only come to take attendance, or they tell the class rep to do it for them. These set of lecturers are unpredictable, You'll never know when they will set test, or even have an idea of where the test will come from. How u wan take know sef, wetin you wan read?, na empty note u wan read?, Shebi na if lecturer cum class na im u go even write sometin. The only way the students can pass is to get textbooks nd use their handbooks as a guide line for reading.

2. The Goat crew
You know say goat stubborn well well, these ones too stubborn. These lecturers would have prepared what they would teach, theirs is to get to class, turn to the board, write down the topic/ heading for the lecture, and once they turn back to you, pls do not wait for when he would start dictating the notes, because as he his talking he his already teaching. They do not like to entertain questions. They tell you to turn to your handouts and textbooks for answers to your questions. After about 40 mins, him go just stop talking, carry him textbook and walk out. Students go cum begin dey shout on themselves say make them borrow them notes. Why?, None of the students can have a complete note after their class. If the whole note is a 150 line note, Some students would write the first 20 lines, leave space small, write anoda 20 lines leave space, cum write the last 30 lines. While Some go leave the first set of lines of the note, write d second 20 lines, leave space again, write 50 lines, dem go cum leave the remaining. Some no go even write anything. After the class, una go cum begin dey collage notes together.

3. The sadists
These ones believe that having an "A" in their course is a sin. And if you'll sin against them, u must be ready to bear d consequences. What does that mean? Wanting an "A" in their course is always a tog of war. During tests and exams, you must write down exactly what you were taught, not what you understood after reading. If you try form Einstein, na OYO you dey so. The only thing that can give you an "A" in their courses is Prayer.

4. The late comers
These ones will never early. They prefer to come a few minutes to the end of their class, then they use up the time meant for the other lecturer. The senior lecturers are the perpetrators of these.

5. The story tellers
These ones will cum to class to tell u stories, histories....After the class, u go cum begin dey wonder say wetin he/she teach person.

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