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Hmmmmmm: by aomom(m): 1:39am On Oct 16, 2009
just pondering what if condoms were never invented?



the ratio of virgins to no virgins will be 80:20 unlike now that it is the other way round!

hiv rate?

pregnancy? some fools can say virginity is lack of opportunity cos cds r there to protect em,
Re: Hmmmmmm: by chukudibab(m): 2:02am On Oct 16, 2009
Re: Hmmmmmm: by Kunbee: 2:05am On Oct 16, 2009
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Re: Hmmmmmm: by Akinagirl(f): 3:48am On Oct 16, 2009
Huh?
Re: Hmmmmmm: by alfchye(m): 6:39am On Oct 16, 2009
E dey pain u yes, make I comot am NO.I go manage am so, guy please go lick shit
Re: Hmmmmmm: by aomom(m): 6:45am On Oct 16, 2009
alfchye:

E dey pain u yes, make I comot am NO.I go manage am so, guy please go lick shit


angry are u ok?
Re: Hmmmmmm: by chelseabmw(m): 10:30am On Oct 16, 2009
hnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Re: Hmmmmmm: by r231(m): 10:32am On Oct 16, 2009
what da
Re: Hmmmmmm: by aomom(m): 2:05pm On Oct 16, 2009
check this out

Condoms were created by Adam Sandler as a cheap way to avoid buying balloons for poor clowns. They were used to make animals until Hilary Clinton sucked on one, one nigth that she was totally cooked. They then started being used as a way to "not put another dumb Bleep in the society". It can be a hat, a Latex friend (If you have a permanent Marker), cheap lubed gloves, and even a form of currency. Satan's Daughter, Wilma Flintstone, created the birth control pill. The original pill can be found at the Smithsonian Museum, weighting at 5.2 pounds, and as big as your fist. His first child (Mr. T) created abstinence, a method of keeping people from having sex by telling stories about how if you touch other people, your penis will fall off and land in another dimension where dogs will eat it. This story has been confirmed on a recent episode of Family Guy as well. He also Created the dreaded vasectomy, (Vuh Sec'tem Ee), latin for chopping off your nuts. His fourth child (Princess Diana) created the diaphragm. Unfortunately, an angel hijacked her limo and drove into a brick wall. If all of there human extermination devices are used at once, simultaniously, then you are banished to another world entirely of Fat Chicks (Fh-at Chix), a Species of Elephant that gather together and crave the sexual amusement of men. They also have a tenancy to eat, so if you come across one, be sure NOT to have any food with you. Being the educated scienctist he is,the Pope decided to announce that condoms do not stop the spread of AIDS.
Re: Hmmmmmm: by dominique(f): 2:10pm On Oct 20, 2009
^^^
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