If life was Nigerian movie, one day thunder will strike and

C Ronaldo will fall on d pitch and start shouting “i will
confess!!!, I will confess!!!
Pls o i will talk o, i tied kaka and made him lose form

Spectators : heyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!

Ronaldo continues: I also used d charm I got from Portugal
to tie bale, to make sure he doesn’t shine better

Spectators : heyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!

Coach : ALU!!!! ABORMINATION!!!!!

Ronaldo continues: when I heard we were about to buy
pogba,I made sure he did not come to Madrid, but as a
stubborn black man, he had to leave, so I made him him
useless and sent him to my former club

Spectators : heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!

Coach : come and be going

Man utd president : what did we do to deserve this?

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