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(At Aso Rock)

GMB: pianance Minusta, what are you gibing me to me to sign kwo?

Finance Minister: Your Excval to release the sum of N15m sir.

GMB: Pipteen millionu kwa?! Por what? What did we buy? What are we faying por?

Minister: It's the fine imposed on the government by ECOWAS court.

GMB: phine? What or who is ECOWAS? What is our oppence? Minusta talk haba! You are standing there looking at me. Wetin we do for ECOWAS kwo?

Minister: The ECOWAS court has declared the arrest and detention of Sambo Dasuki as unlawful and arbitrary.

GMB: (Laughing and coughing) Minusta, when did you turn to Ali Baba or what is the name of this man who cracks joke? So Dasuki carry us go ECOWAS? How did he leave his cell to go to ECOWAS? Who granted him bail to go? Abi dat ECOWAS dey por Abuja here?
Minusta...how much is left in the treasury that ECOWAS want me to fay a criminal pipteen million? Abi ECOWAS don't know his oppence? Have we finished investigation? Since e dey por detention, e no dey chop? Minusta, go and tell ECOWAS say na Dasuki dey owe the contiri money. Also, minusta, tell ECOWAS we are broke. We won't eben mind if they will borrow us money.

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This fine is not even a joke

One day a Nigerian government will have to pay this fine

sarrki:
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buhari's brain

Emycord:
buhari's brain

We deal with facts here not essay writing

funny so funny.
if na that dem dey take paybn release criminal Nigeria go don better .