#LAUGH_LIKE_A_DRUNKARD!!! 1. A Naija Boy that Can kiss u. For more than 10mins. Without reaching for ur bra or to unzip ur skirt... Husband material! 2. Modern Definition 0f " Boy Friend " A Person Who Has To Like All The Status And Photos of His Girl Friend No Matter How Bad and ugly they Are . . 3. Nigerians can Boast of anything! Imagine someone boasting of a toothbrush he's been using since 2003! For wetin na! 4. I need to talk to you" is one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you've ever done in your life. 5. Ladies be looking like rainbows nowadays. Red weave, Orange nails, Yellow teeth, Green Lips, Blue contact lens, Brown Lips 6. Why count your money in front of d ATM? Will u return if its incomplete or is there a button that says "incomplete..? 7. My children, if NYSC posts you to a volatile state, reject it o. Even the bible says 'Fear North'. 8. For the 1st time in my life I saw people get on a bus one by one in Oshodi. No pushing or touching. Ebola has given Nigerians manners. 9. A Bentley just bashed a Range Rover SUV in Lekki. The two owners came out, inspected the damage, exchanged business cards and left. #Swag 10. CONFUSION is when you go steal meat from the pot, and you forget whether the spoon was on top or inside the pot. 11. E get some kain hunger wen go catch u ehn... U go begin see chewing gum as food. 12. It is only Nigeria Police that will stop your car and do the work of VIO, LASTMA and Road Safety together. 13. You are chatting with your babe via BBM then She tweets "Bored AF"....my Guy, BREAK-UP with her. 14. Why is it when u transport something by car, it's called a shipment? But when u transport something by ship, it's called cargo? 15. The height of wickedness is telling a fat lady, "God Go Make U Bigger" 16. My cousin said an aeroplane can land smoothly on BankyW's head. 17. If after snapping with #SamsungGalaxyKZ oom u still look ugly just forget it because ur ugliness is peak milk ~ "ITS IN U" 18. Very soon ehn MTN will be like "Dear customer, are u hungry?, text "HGY to 33104" for tips on what to eat". 19. Covenant University: school fees N432,000, ranked= 6th... Unilorin: school fees N25,000, ranked= 1st. How wise is your dad? 20. I gave up on Nigeria's justice system the day I saw a police officer (fellow tenant) stealing fuel from my generator at midnight. 21. You ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry . what were you expecting her to say? wisdom and understanding?? 22. SINCE1990 they've been telling us about leaders of tomorrow yet we still have fathers of yesterday in power 23. Bollywood Has Taught Me that once you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps and join you 24. U treat ur GF like crap then she meets someone that treats her like a Queen,they start seeing and u call it cheating.. Are u a LEARNER ? 25. GIRLS have STRANGE Characteristics !! They get WET without bathing, They BLEED without injury... They give MILK without eating grass. 26. N5000 to paint nails?? How much them dey take paint room and parlour? Girls of nowadays don't fear God at all. 27. You'll agree the economy is bad when Thieves break in ur house, Sit down, make Eba, warm soup, Eat & then steal ur remaining Kerosene 28. Imagine thieves coming to steal on a new year's Eve carrying the cross over candle. hmmmmmy God is watching. 29. If u nor laugh to this go seek help from T.BJoshua Prince Nk 30. You are laughing already... Hahahhaha.