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The Perfect Answer by justin04(m): 2:37pm On Dec 27, 2006
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A teenager walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, and yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the teenager looked, the old man was staring. The teenager finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never
done anything wild in your life?" Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with
a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son."
Re: The Perfect Answer by sakish(f): 8:19pm On Jan 05, 2007
that is really funny
Re: The Perfect Answer by Chinie(f): 8:53pm On Jan 05, 2007
Dang that was so funny
Re: The Perfect Answer by clarissa(f): 3:02pm On Jan 07, 2007
ha ha cheesy that is so funny
Re: The Perfect Answer by Tattianne(f): 9:34am On Jan 08, 2007
grin very funny
Re: The Perfect Answer by everado: 4:26pm On Jan 09, 2007
i can't help it,i had to laugh
Re: The Perfect Answer by eslynera(f): 12:20am On Jan 10, 2007
wuahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha grin grin grin grin
Re: The Perfect Answer by sholashola: 11:42am On Dec 22, 2007
well I think its funny cheesy smiley
Re: The Perfect Answer by clemcykul(f): 3:48pm On Dec 22, 2007
dats one helluva joke! lol grin
Re: The Perfect Answer by saucekid(m): 3:59pm On Dec 22, 2007
the man is a mudafcuker grin grin grin
Re: The Perfect Answer by topeteadr(m): 9:53am On Dec 24, 2007
No sauce kid, the man is a ladyfc*ker
Re: The Perfect Answer by dondee2(m): 7:25pm On Apr 25, 2008
lmao!!!!!!

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