A guy and a girl that are seriously in love decided to kill themselves so that nothing bad would happen to theirlove.Both of them concluded to commit suicide by jumping from the 3rd mainland bridge into the water below.The guy will be the first to jump follow by the girl into the water.
On getting there amidst tears the guy plunged into the deep water xpecting the girl to follow suit,instead the girl started walking away shouting' LOVE IS BLIND',the guy on hearing this statement from his girl also released his parachute midway into the water shouting 'TRUE LOVE NEVER DIE'.

i've seen the joke before
Still funny though

Luv never dies indeed - Wise lovers.



A man approaches his best friends wife one day
when her husband is at the office.

"Will you go to bed with me?" he asks.

"No, my husband would not approve," she responds.

"What if I give you $1000?"

"Well for a $1000, I think I will. Come back
tomorrow afternoon when he is at work."

So the man shows up the next day and slaps $1000
on the table and they do whatever it was they did.
In the evening her husband comes home a little
distraught.

"Was my best friend here today?"

"Yes," his wife replies with concern.

"And did he leave $1000?"

"Yes," she replies again, expecting the worst.

"Oh good, what a great pal he is. He came this
morning and asked if he could borrow a $1000
from me and promised to return it this afternoon.