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Grandma's Advise by justin04(m): 2:52pm On Dec 27, 2006 |
A young girl was going on a date. Her grandmother said, "Sit here and let me tell you about young boys. He is going to try and kiss you, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. But if you happen to give in it's OK, He is going to try and feel your breast, you are going to like that, but don't let him do that. But if you are overcome by the feeling and give in that's OK too, But most important, he is going to try and get on top of you to have his way with you. You are going to like that, but don't let him do that. It will disgrace the family." The next day she told grandma that her date went just like she had predicted. "Grandma, I didn't let him disgrace our family. When he tried, I just turned it around, got on top of him, and disgraced his family instead." |
Re: Grandma's Advise by Ibukun2(f): 11:35am On Dec 29, 2006 |
I'm not really sure wether that was very smart or very dumb of her! But the joke is hilarious sha!!! |
Re: Grandma's Advise by angelz(f): 5:27pm On Dec 30, 2006 |
Dis grl don disgrace family. |
Re: Grandma's Advise by rezzy: 1:51am On Jan 01, 2007 |
The girl was so smart |
Re: Grandma's Advise by blapo(m): 11:07am On Dec 01, 2010 |
Grand ma was not explicit |
Re: Grandma's Advise by StudioCFR(m): 11:12am On Dec 01, 2010 |
I hope she used condom? Weldone poster |
Re: Grandma's Advise by liaslo1(m): 6:20pm On Dec 01, 2010 |
The Girl just Hack the Grandma's advise She was just so brilliant |
Re: Grandma's Advise by EfemenaXY: 10:04am On Dec 04, 2010 |
I don see this joke b/4 |
Re: Grandma's Advise by justin04(m): 9:45am On Dec 05, 2010 |
Cos it was posted 4 years ago. |
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