There is a set of guys we popularly call
assistant boyfriends. Just like the name
suggests they are assistants to the real
boyfriends. Some people might mistake it
for a friend zoned guy but they are
different. An assistant boyfriend is the mid-
point between the real bobo and the one
who has a duplex in friend zone avenue.
The type of assistant boyfriend a guy is
and the level of smartness will determine
whether he becomes the main bobo or the
friend-zoned one.
Assistant boyfriends are important to most
ladies because they play active and
decisive roles to them and like I opined
earlier, an assistant boyfriend has a good
chance of upgrading to the main guy or
downgrading to a friend-zoning. ABF as I
will refer to it subsequently is not as good
as being the main bobo but it’s definitely
better than being in friend zone. One thing I
want us to note is that many of us have
been ABFs at different times. While some of
us have ended up as main guys some
among us also have become BOT chairmen
as friend zone corporation. For others in
multiple relationships, you might be a main
guy in one and ABF in another.
Here are the 10 types of ABFs from my
observations.
1. ABF Finance
He is the Dangote and Bill Gate rolled into
one. The real money bag so to say. He’s in
charge of all her finances. The wicked
ladies might want to refer to him as
“maga” or “mugu” but that’s unfair
because bros is only being generous.
Whenever she wants to pay her school
fees, rent a new apartment, pay her rent
that’s due or go on a shopping spree, his
name is the one that pops up in her head.
He’s the financier and caters for her
financial needs. If he’s smart enough he
might get more than the hugs and kisses
and get to visit Aso Rock Villa but you can
never tell with some guys. Dear lady are
you feeling broke? Please look for an ABF
Finance.
2. ABF Emotional Affairs
He’s in charge of emotional matters. He’s
most susceptible to ending up in a friend
zone. He’s very close to the lady and also
a confidante but that’s also his albatross.
He’s knows everything that goes up in her
relationship and acts as the chief adviser.
He also advises her on who to date and
who not to. You’ll always hear things like
“Wristbangle see David has started again o,
he’s no longer picking my calls” or
“Tosyne2much can you believe Akin used
another girl’s picture as his dp?” Or
“smellymouth do you know that cute guy in
our department? He just asked me out,
should I tell him yes? Whenever she has
issues with her bf or gets heartbroken, it’s
the work of the ABF Emotional Affairs to
provide emotional support; a shoulder to
cry on. In fact some go the extent of
having the contact of the main nigga and
act as mediators whenever there’s a
conflict. I was once in this category with a
girl but in my own case a shoulder to cry
on became a deek to ride on.
3. ABF Religious Affairs
He’s the brother in the lord. They are
mostly Bro David, Bro Samuel and Bro
Joshua. Bros sees her as the one whom
God might have chosen for him but she
sees him as just her brother in the lord. On
campus, he’s always coming to share
tracts and devotionals with her. They read
and study the bible together. They pray
together. In fact if she has problems, bros
sometimes to join her in fasting or even
fast on her behalf. But because of his
religious creed, he cannot even ask her out
straight up. They are both workers in the
fellowship and while Bro John hopes and
pray God opens her eyes to see him as her
dream husband, sister Rebecca continues
going off campus to spend the weekend
with Lalasticlal.a the main guy. At home,
they know him in her house as the brother
who comes every evening to do voice
training with sister Hannah and discuss
biblical issues with her. They know that
every Sunday morning Bro Rasaq must
come to their house to remind Sister Balqiz
that they will be going for Nasfat prayers
that morning.
4. ABF Stomach Infrastructure
Like the name suggests, he’s responsible
for stomach affairs. She remembers him
whenever she goes hungry. He’s the one
that takes her out for meals, buys her
snacks and drinks. Whenever she feels like
taking peppersoup and malt on a friday
night, his name comes into remembrance.
You’ll hear things like “and I feel like eating
Shawarma oooo. Ok let me call kinglekan” I
know many of these guys back on campus
then. They are always ready to take the
girls out to Tantalizers, Spices to take
peppersoup and sminrnoff or to eat Amala
Skye bank in Bodija with assorted meat yet
they can’t buy even one bottle of
Satzenbrau for their guys. At the end of it
all na ordinary hug u go collect as thank
you while she uses the energy given to her
buy the food you bought to ride the main
nigga to heaven.
5. ABF Repairs and Maintenance
Baba is always the one responsible for
repairs and maintenance of household
items. If you fall under this category, you
know yourself. You are always remembered
when her wall socket gets burnt, she wants
to change the bulb, her wristwatch
suddenly stops working, her laptop needs
to be reformatted, her small tiger gen is
refusing to start or her extension bo blew
off, then you fall under this category. Well
December is almost here and she wants to
repaint her room, bro go and get some of
your clothes you no longer wear, change
into them and grab the goddamn paint
container and brush abeg.
6. ABF Defence and Strategy
These ones are the defenders of the
universe both online and offline. Whenever
she posts a picture or write up on facebook
or instagram. They are there to give her
multiple likes and give her sweet
comments. If anybody tries to give a
negative comment on her, they go berserk
launching missiles, grenades and nuclear
weapons. On campus they are always there
following her about as security guards. If
the lady is the saucy type that can yab a
dead man back to life, it is the ABF
Defence and Strategy she runs to after
finnaly getting her cup full and abusing
those stronger than her father. You will
hear her running and shouting at the same
time “mrcork oooo I don abuse some mad
guys o abeg come threaten them with your
range rover”
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.more is here http://www.freshvibesblog.com.ng/2016/10/10-types-of-assistant-boyfriends.html?m=1

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