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Nigeria Movies by bigmarvelous(m): 9:13pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
If life were like Nigerian movie,
one day
thunder will strike
and C Ronaldo will fall on d pitch
and start
shouting "i will confess!!!, I will
confess!!!
Pls o i will talk o, i tied kaka and
made him
lose form
Spectators: heyyyyyyyyy!!!! !!!
Ronaldo
continues:
I also used d charm I got from
agwo turu mbe
in Portugal to tie Bale, to make
sure he
doesn't shine better.
Ronaldo coughs and continues : I
cursed the
Jersey number 7 in ManUtd so
that any player
that wears it will become a
dummy like
Michael Owen, Anthony Valencia,
Memphis
Depay.
Plz don't give that Jersey to
Rashford
unless......
Spectators: heyyyyyyyyyyy!! !!!
Coach: ALU!!!! ABOMINATION!!! !!
Ronaldo continues:when I heard
we were
about to buy Pogba, I made sure
he did not
come to Madrid, but as a
stubborn black
man, he had to leave, so I made
him
useless and sent him to my
former club
Spectators:heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!
Coach:come and be going
Man utd president:what did we
do to
deserve this?
I
Ronaldo continues : I made the
real madrid
sack mourinho because the man
was trying to
find my secret "i tried to kill Messi
with
frustration in copa America and
also Taking
him to jail"" but it was the gods
backfired
now."" my body is burning fire
ooo fire ooo i
hv confessed i hv confessed
Spectators: heyyyyyyyyyyyyy
yyyyyy!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!
Messi who just came in with
bible and chaplet
in his hands hears the last
statement and
starts
crying, then the background
music will start
Playing
"Uwam o chai Uwam O
uwa eeh O Uwam
Gini kam mere yah.. As Iniesta,
Neymar and
Suarez will start consoling him.
Coach:oya come and be going
Ed Woodward: what did we do
to deserve
this?...
#proudly_nigerian wat abt you 1 Like |
Re: Nigeria Movies by IcemanP(m): 12:08pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
all dis barca fans, na thurder go f*re una |
Re: Nigeria Movies by lhawarl1(m): 10:42pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
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Re: Nigeria Movies by coolebux(m): 1:19am On Oct 12, 2016 |
Most of these guys must be into something 1 Like |
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