If life were like Nigerian movie, one day thunder will strike and C Ronaldo will fall on d pitch and start shouting "i will confess!!!, I will confess!!! Pls o i will talk o, i tied kaka and made him lose form Spectators: heyyyyyyyyy!!!! !!! Ronaldo continues: I also used d charm I got from agwo turu mbe in Portugal to tie Bale, to make sure he doesn't shine better. Ronaldo coughs and continues : I cursed the Jersey number 7 in ManUtd so that any player that wears it will become a dummy like Michael Owen, Anthony Valencia, Memphis Depay. Plz don't give that Jersey to Rashford unless...... Spectators: heyyyyyyyyyyy!! !!! Coach: ALU!!!! ABOMINATION!!! !! Ronaldo continues:when I heard we were about to buy Pogba, I made sure he did not come to Madrid, but as a stubborn black man, he had to leave, so I made him useless and sent him to my former club Spectators:heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyy!!!!!!!!!!!! Coach:come and be going Man utd president:what did we do to deserve this? I Ronaldo continues : I made the real madrid sack mourinho because the man was trying to find my secret "i tried to kill Messi with frustration in copa America and also Taking him to jail"" but it was the gods backfired now."" my body is burning fire ooo fire ooo i hv confessed i hv confessed Spectators: heyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyy!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! Messi who just came in with bible and chaplet in his hands hears the last statement and starts crying, then the background music will start Playing "Uwam o chai Uwam O uwa eeh O Uwam Gini kam mere yah.. As Iniesta, Neymar and Suarez will start consoling him. Coach:oya come and be going Ed Woodward: what did we do to deserve this?... #proudly_nigerian wat abt you

all dis barca fans, na thurder go f*re una

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Most of these guys must be into something