Junki04:
hmmm

bussieboi:

Junki04 Who are u Where do we know u from
U just come from nowhere come collect king
I refuse to be loyal with an unknown person
We don't even know If u are an exconvict

Mexyz:
Abeg let's clarify something here, na me be Central bank Governor abi wetin? if yes, abeg spell that moniker well now if you wan receive your salary this month. come to think of it, who are the ministers that are not happy, I need to know them,no money for their agency this month.

Chriswazo:


Lol, cutestcuty84 should be responsible, she doesn't want you as her counterpart.

Mustack:

You no say na me nominate you... So no joke with that thing ohh.

Funtan:
Damn! You guys are real fun... Following the vibes.

bayularlar:
guys make we help our self here concerning any important info, just had dat d photocopy we go do no reach 10 each wit our document

JIGGERNAPPY:



lol! Graduate of Electrical/Electronics Engrn, FEDERAL POLY OKO

greatest Ogun state for the clarion
zero 8 zero tiri five six 5 two 6 tiri 9

uzeba:
Junki04 take the crown!

Mexyz:
I knew it, the way she quickly attacked me this morning, I sensed something was wrong somewhere. Cutestcuty84, let me remind you that am now in control of the national vault, coordinate yourself if you wan see small money chop o. Lol

Mexyz:
Choi, bros thank you oo...21 gun salute sir. I will discharge my duties without fear or favour to a particular group. We all will enjoy my tenure.

bussieboi:

Junki04 Who are u Where do we know u from
U just come from nowhere come collect king
I refuse to be loyal with an unknown person
We don't even know If u are an exconvict

JIGGERNAPPY:


Swearing In Ceremony
The Immediate Past President, (Uzeba) GCFR

The vice President GCON (Eze Knacker 1)

The Senate President (exeasy )

The Minister of Works (yureyes)

The Comptroller General of NAFDAC (Segunk1)

The Minister of information (Lai Bashnigga)

The Minister of Transport to Camp (mandibeauty)

The Cheif of Security (Bussieboi)

The Chief of Air Staff (Aspdrone)

The of EFCC (mustack)

The Attorney General and Minster of Justice (Jiggernappy)

The Minister Of Women affair (Chriswazo)

The minister of Education (Christly99)

The Minister for Foreign Affairs (Itzwizzle)

The minister of finance (cutestcutie84)

The Director General of NYSC (Chumaster), all protocols observed,

i welcome you all to this great ceremony, and as the Chief Justice of the Nairaland NYSC federation (NNF)

I hereby install Junki04 as the new president of NNF


Cutestcuty84, Cesarx , zinnychy, Hayormeah,
Ayomidric, Emcee6,
Jamie1, Thorrvik55,
Skrt, Teaser4,
Tunnyz7, GentleLord,
Uzeba, Oliviaxx,
Mhiztemmy, Toogbasky,
Rinsola32, Tommy9,
Jiggernappy, Zagadat1,
Royalsleek, Knacker,
Chriswazo, Segunk1,
Mrletsgo, Bashnigga,
Bussieboi, Philgbee,
Mexyz, Christly99,
Angelswt, Sparkle4u,
Mandibeauty, Phunkyposh
Ardeypearlz, Bussieboi,
Spicycat, Mustack,
Preciousify, Eghosagraviti,
Directonpc, Missmossy,
Baze1, Lindabell,
DonVeek, Aspdrone,
Diybay, TFeminist,
Tpresh, Majedobi,
floxyluv, mrletsgo,
Derick, matildahenshaw,
ifefolayimi, nathweezy,
sparkle4u, holuwakore,
ategberoson, tobijoshua,
darrytoz, tosins,
sesimi, genea,
elthugnificient,
Et al

bussieboi:


Fraud handing over to fraud

We the upper chamber will cross check every bill u pass into law

Come and write ur budget let's see how u will spend money

And declare all ur assets now

Mexyz:
Ermm, abeg no come use your reggae spoil my blues o, allow that babe answer me with clear mind....

Chriswazo:


Lol, cutestcuty84 should be responsible, she doesn't want you as her counterpart.

Mexyz:
I knew it, the way she quickly attacked me this morning, I sensed something was wrong somewhere. Cutestcuty84, let me remind you that am now in control of the national vault, coordinate yourself if you wan see small money chop o. Lol

Mustack:

SHM
EFCC una don die..my own go strong pass mugu own.
I stand with equality
Thank GOD say my friend secure that nafdac job.. Pls help us sanitized those area pls. You know what I mean..
Chris you don use Long leg abi?
Mandi abeg I no get tfare I hope I go reach camp savely.
If anybody need cash our finance minister carry wella meanwhile don't forget the shearing formula.

bussieboi:

Fraud handing over to fraud
We the upper chamber will cross check every bill u pass into law
Come and write ur budget let's see how u will spend money
And declare all ur assets now

JIGGERNAPPY:


NEWSFLASH

EFCC begins probe of the former president of NNF over alleged 3000+ for call up/green card printout

The Minister of Women Affairs, Chriswazo in hot sex scandal,

Minister of Transport promisses free vehicle to convey corpers to camp but for only PCMS of Ogun state

The New president, Junki04 has been sworn in, promisses to lead the PCM to camp

The Attorney General, JIGGERNAPPY urges all Appointees to resume duty as they declare their assets

thorrvik55:


My sincere apologies anyway

jodababa:
Since the new king is nowhere to be found,I maazi Jodababa,The Eze ego1 of nairaland thereby declare myself as the acting king of NNF

JIGGERNAPPY:
THE CHANNELS NEWS

Mexyz not competence says Minister of Finance, Mandibeauty

EFCC discovers 10 round neck polos and Three official NYSC jacket in Knacker's house, Minister Chriswazo not pleased with that

Nairaland NYSC Forum, NNF Petitions Mexyz over missing Allowance

The President confirmed sick, secretly flow to Akwa Ibom Camp for treatments,

EFCC boss, Mustack says fake Medical Certificate is not corruption,,,

After the break, CHANNELS NEWS continues, don't go no where

Yureyes:

Calm down baby! I'm sure Mr president and EFCC chairman will fight that. Insulting is corruption.

Mexyz:
So am not worthy of a post abi? Lol, oya when is the swearing in?

kambee:
i forgive you from my womb... it's okay

toogbasky:

.
Calm down,,,, you shud have just ignored ,,, I dreamt dey gave u your preferred state

Chriswazo:


, oh boy, u c ur way carry time o! no come bring trouble between me and my baby Mandibeauty or i go sue u for public defamation and libelous publication against my person. Take ur journalism of calumny elsewhere o.
Meanwhile ur headlines are articulate except for the "boldened", lol. Ma i no look for u for ur camp OBS o!