NIGERIA CBN GOVERNOR
Gowin Emefiele was
Quoted:

“It is either I do not understand economics and
how exchange rates work or a vast majority of us
Nigerians still don’t get how we have wrecked our
country with our own curious choices.
Just this morning, I was listening to the radio and
the lady on air went on and on about how she
thought CBN governor, Godwin Emefiele was
incompetent and should be sacked because the
Naira was now exchanging at 309 or so to the
USD.
“That view pretty much echoes the sentiments
expressed by many people I know and it amazes
me that there are Nigerians who actually think
there is some magic POLICY that can make the
Naira strong in the near term. If my economics
and my understanding of the way the world works
are right, then that is as far from the truth as
Jesus Christ is black.
“The simple fact of the matter is that apart from
oil that accounts for over 90% of our revenues, we
really don’t have much of an economy. We hardly
produce anything, we import even toothpicks, so
exactly what policy is going to be implemented
that will turn Nigeria into a top exporting
economy in the near term? Where are our Apples,
IBMs, Disneys, GMs, General Electrics, Coca
Colas, Empire State buildings, Statues of
Liberties, Lockheeds, Citibanks, JP Morgans,
ExxonMobils, NBAs, Super Bowls etc? Let me
bring that closer home.
“There was a time long ago when Nigeria had a
truly strong economy and the naira was one to
the dollar – even exchanged for higher than the
USD, but that Nigeria is not this Nigeria. Sadly
that Nigeria was laid by the British, and this
Nigeria (if you don’t believe in the nonsensical
imperialist conspiracies like me) – fueled by the
DAMAGING Indigenization Decree, has been the
creation of us Nigerians.
Back then we had a booming economy.
We were either the top, or among the top
exporters, of timbre, cocoa, groundnuts, rubber,
palm oil, etc, in the world. Nigerians not only
holidayed at home in their villages, at Yankari
Games Reserve, at Obudu Cattle Ranch, at Oguta
Lake, at Ikogosi springs, at Gurara Falls, at
Mambilla Platueau, etc, we attracted international
tourists who brought in loads of foreign
exchange. Even Nigerian schools were foreign
exchange earners because they attracted foreign
students.
“We had different car assembly plants – Peugeot,
Volkswagen, Anamco etc. Nigerian government
officials only bought vehicles assembled in
Nigeria for official cars. We had a thriving sports
industry. We were not Man United or Chelsea
fans, we were Rangers or IICC fans. We had the
Nduka Odizors, people made money from sports.
We also had companies like Lennards and Bata
producing school shoes in their thousands, we
had the thriving Nigerian Airways and the Aviation
School in the north that produced some of the
best pilots in the world. In those days if you were
brilliant you were respected much more than the
crass money-miss-road contractors of today.
Most of the Aje Butters I knew had fathers who
were university dons. Back then it meant
something to ‘know book’. Our textile industry
was alive and well. Just recently I watched a
news report on the textile industry in Nigeria on
CCTV News. Though the main focus was on the
comatose status of the industry, I was stunned by
the gigantic Kaduna Textile Mill built in 1957. I
could go on and on.
“Today however, no thanks to our parents (and
we must call them out the way Wole Soyinka did
his generation) and many of us (and we should
be remembered for failing our children if we
continue like this), we have destroyed everything.
Today for instance Nigerian football (which comes
easy to me obviously) doesn’t appeal to us, we
have to fly across thousands of miles to watch
‘our’ clubs play. Every year we collectively burn
billions of Naira being fans of clubs that give us
nothing back, but some ‘entertainment value’ –
simple pleasures for which we are ready to
destroy the future of our children.
“Well people, payback time is here. Even with our
ta-she-re money we all want to wear designer
clothes and carry designer bags, Armani,
Givenchy, Louis Vuitton etc. We all want to drive
jeeps with American specs, our children must now
school overseas and acquire the necessary
accents to come back home and bamboozle their
‘bush and crass’ contemporaries that they left
behind. Who holidays in Nigeria anymore, is there
Disneyland here? No one buys made-in-Nigeria
school bags for their children, after all no
Superman or Incredible Hulk or Cinderella on
them.“We are no longer top exporters of anything
and the demise of oil means we have zilch… zero.
A country of 170M fashion-
conscious people has no textile industry. We take
delight in showing how our made-in- Switzerland
Aso Ebi is different class to everyone else’s. When
we help our musicians grow and pay them
millions, they repay us by immediately shipping
the monies overseas to produce their “i-don-dey-
different-level” music videos. It makes no
difference that distinctly Zulu dancers are dancing
to a Nigerian highlife song.
“As stars concerned they also wed and holiday
overseas to impress us all. All the musicians who
acknowledge their Ajegunle roots now speak in a
cocktail of strange accents to symbolise how
much they have blown their monies overseas.
Were we a more serious people, the highly
popular Kingsway Stores of the past would
probably have a thousand outlets pan Nigeria
today supporting a massive agriculture industry
among others, but today we have the likes of
SPAR, Shoprite, dominating the retail industry
while Kingsway is dead.
“And we Nigerians make it a
special point to shop from the Oyinbos who have
‘cleaner shops’, ‘better this and better that’. For
our personal pleasure we don’t mind them
dominating us in our own backyard and shipping
proceeds overseas. I could go on and on, but I
don tire. Even as you are reading this, stop for a
moment and look around you. What you see will
probably explain why we are lucky it is not N1000
to the USD yet. And don’t think for a moment
that it cannot get there.
“Just continue to wear your
Armani gear and Swiss-made
lace, continue to spend your
money on Man United, Arsenal, Chelsea and Barca
and encourage your children to do same. (My
article tomorrow in my Saturday column in This
Day is on the Nigerian champions Enyimba FC –
Nigeria’s most successful club – not having a
sponsor, yet Nigerian brands pay over N600m to
Man United and Arsenal for sponsorship to
impress us.) Ehhh, no problem, continue to tell
me the NPFL is rubbish or the clubs should clean
up their act if they want sponsorship, mo gbo .
“Don’t curtail your interest in
choice wines ( we were the
number one champagne
consumers in the world in 2015), continue to love
your American specs, cheer the education ministry
for letting schools sink to pitiable levels, don’t
fight them to improve our schools, don’t chide
them for letting schools drop Nigerian history and
embrace British, America and whatever else
curricular.
“Carry on with your love of
French wines and Chinese silk, don’t bother about
Jamiu Alli when there is Roger Federer.
Stock up on your Italian,
American, British products which you cannot live
without, including the ‘baby soft’ toilet rolls
produced only in that small unique village in
England – the days are long gone since you were
a broke student who used wet newspapers to
wipe your butt.
“Don’t even consider holidaying in Nigeria, it’s too
dangerous – you have to fulfill your dream of
being Nigeria’s Henry Ford. Don’t listen to people
like me who have a wardrobe full of only cheap
adire that is actually cheaper than just one of
your Tom Ford blazers. Please keep dressing in
fine silk made in some exotic place so you can be
addressed accordingly.
“Finally keep letting corrupt
leaders who have looted your
commonwealth and shipped all the monies
overseas get away because to attack them does
not fit your political narrative. Let us continue
with the fine life, let us all continue to work for
Oyinbo.
But don’t forget that there is a payback time:
Worth sharing again. I must equally add, there is
nothing wrong in wearing designers but it's the
misplaced priority over the lives of children and
the economy of a whole nation.
Remember that Because you can afford it, does
not make it compulsory to have it.

Pls pass round until it sinks

this one too long to reach FP o