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George And Moses by tytylayor: 8:19am On Oct 20, 2009
George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair. The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm.

George W. approached the man and inquired, "Aren't you Moses."

The man ignored George W. and stared at the ceiling.

George W. positioned himself more directly in the man's view and asked again, "Aren't you Moses".

The man continued to peruse the ceiling.

George W. tugged at the man's sleeve and asked once again, "Aren't you Moses".

The man finally responded in an irritated voice, "Yes I am".

George W. asked him why he was so uppity and the man replied, "The last time a bush spoke to me I ended up spending forty years in the wilderness".
Re: George And Moses by nich(m): 8:22am On Oct 20, 2009
grin  LWKMD. 
luvly piece!
Re: George And Moses by sylve11: 8:53am On Oct 20, 2009
kai! grin grin cool
Re: George And Moses by flexystar(f): 8:15pm On Oct 20, 2009
girl take it slow before u go wound person ribs. cheesy cheesy
Re: George And Moses by ajekpaks(m): 9:09pm On Oct 20, 2009
Make oga moses no hear this one oh!! before im use im staff part river for yer head grin grin grin grin grin
Re: George And Moses by tytylayor: 7:44am On Oct 21, 2009
ajepako, which kain river dey ur head shocked cheesy cheesy
Re: George And Moses by Fuup(m): 5:01pm On Oct 21, 2009
Good one
Re: George And Moses by sylve11: 7:33pm On Oct 21, 2009
fuc k up, how r u? cool
Re: George And Moses by Kunbee: 11:49pm On Oct 21, 2009
grin grin grin grin . . . . . . . . . cool
Re: George And Moses by tytylayor: 9:10am On Oct 22, 2009
hehehehehehe
Re: George And Moses by studio43(m): 10:08am On Oct 22, 2009
Tyty wia de joke?
Re: George And Moses by Ben13: 10:13am On Oct 22, 2009
when you blind pass her ololumi.
Re: George And Moses by studio43(m): 10:18am On Oct 22, 2009
Bring your babe and see if i wont spot her nipple out without her undressing na
Re: George And Moses by Ben13: 10:30am On Oct 22, 2009
My babe's nipples are under construction. Besides, I tot you are related to Moses.
Re: George And Moses by shayoor(f): 4:28pm On Oct 22, 2009
hhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Re: George And Moses by ajekpaks(m): 8:43pm On Oct 22, 2009
tytylayor:

ajepako, which kain river dey your head shocked cheesy cheesy

spiritual river niger
Re: George And Moses by D1KeleVra(m): 8:53pm On Oct 22, 2009
funny joke smiley
Re: George And Moses by tytylayor: 6:46am On Oct 23, 2009
studio43:

Tyty wia de joke?

check ya pant tongue

Ben-10:

when you blind pass her ololumi.

na u get ur bend mouth o

ajekpaks:

spiritual river niger

ya case don pass cele

D1KeleVra:

funny joke smiley

long time no read ya post
Re: George And Moses by D1KeleVra(m): 8:00pm On Oct 23, 2009
u say? cheesy
Re: George And Moses by donsponky(m): 2:04pm On Oct 29, 2009
:d :d :d :d
Re: George And Moses by tytylayor: 2:24pm On Oct 29, 2009
errorful donsponge
Re: George And Moses by studio43(m): 5:25am On Oct 30, 2009
Which one be don sponge again tori olorun? I bet na only yoruba guy fit answer dat kind name
Re: George And Moses by sylve11: 9:16am On Oct 30, 2009
cool
Re: George And Moses by OMA4(m): 3:53pm On Oct 30, 2009
nice 1 you've got there smiley
Re: George And Moses by D1KeleVra(m): 10:01pm On Oct 30, 2009
no make the guy head start to dey swell o! na kpoto kpoto full him head. . . if it burst. . . no say i no tell u
Re: George And Moses by LilMiss1(f): 10:22pm On Oct 30, 2009
Abeg, moses de wear shoe, i wan no weda dat lobby na holy ground.
Re: George And Moses by studio43(m): 6:49am On Oct 31, 2009
Lil miss how market today?
Re: George And Moses by D1KeleVra(m): 7:25pm On Oct 31, 2009
she no sell. . . she arrive market ealy morning only to see she was the only on there. . . so she went home sad she forget say today na environ.l day
Re: George And Moses by studio43(m): 2:52pm On Nov 01, 2009
I hate long stories dickele
Re: George And Moses by D1KeleVra(m): 7:31pm On Nov 01, 2009
tell that to ur local vendor smiley maybe he can relay ur message to the dailies
Re: George And Moses by Dunddy(m): 8:49pm On Nov 01, 2009
ddddddddzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzdddddddzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz shocked shocked shocked *choke* w-a-t-errrrrrrrr!
Re: George And Moses by studio43(m): 8:59am On Nov 02, 2009
Dunddy how come u are so different from others?

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