Which one is your Mother good at?

1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!"

2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, “Drop it on my head."

3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party.
And you look at it and she says you would eat poison one day".

4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.” And she replies you, “Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night”

5) When you say, “Mummy I took 2nd in my class.” and she replies, “So the person that took first has two heads abi?”

6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you.

7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn’t
want you to change the channel.

When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that
friend come here to play with you?

9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat me na.

10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween.

11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or paper.

12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''.

13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her
purse.

14) When you ask her to refund the money you borrowed her and she tells you, "All the food you have being eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?''

Our Mothers are wonderful.

naija mums are the best o....

Op,your head dey there. You nailed it.

Nice one, let me add this one,
when you commit and run away only for you to come back in the night and receive

Very strict mums we ve in Naija!
Even Aisha took her own to BBC warning PMB to stop cabals or else she won't support him come 2019. Lol

Yes bro they are wonderful n the best

One line my mum was fond of was, "If you don't finish your food, I will call ojuju calabar".