lhawarl1:
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15years, he breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed,

he ordered the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair , while tying the girl to the bed, he gets on top of her , kissed her neck and goes into the bathroom, while he is in the bathroom, the husband tells his wife:
"listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years, i saw him kissing your neck, if he wants sex, don't resist or complain, do whatever he tells you no matter how much he nauseates you, This guy is probably very dangerous, if he gets angry he will kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you"

To which his wife responds:
"he wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering into my ear, he told me that he was a gay, and thought that you were cute, and asked me if we had vasline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too.




Jarizo.d if na you be the guy wetin you go do?

na there I go snap my own neck by myself

ROYH:
TELEPORT To Nairaland, I Dön Land Sir, Jari.zod, Nice One, You Gat Me Showing My 36 Though

stay glued boss and enjoy the ride

Jarizod:
An advice
Before you give up in life just take a look at the hair around your anus, despite their environment they still grow.

lhawarl1:
A short thing that gets longer, you hold it and pass between woman breast.
And enters into a small hole.......... Jari.zod do you know what is it?

dìck

Jarizod:


dìck

Jarizod:
An advice
Before you give up in life just take a look at the hair around your anus, despite their environment they still grow.

lhawarl1:
Am sorry oo, i dont knw if i am allowed to do this @op,


a woman went to her priest with a problem. 'father, i have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is ''hi, we are prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?''
''that's terrible!'' exclaimed the priest. ''but i think i can help. Bring your two female parrots over to my house, and i will put them with my two male parrots whom i taught to pray and read the bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase, and your parrots will learn to praise and worship''

The next day, the woman brought her female parrots to the priest house. His two male parrots were holding rosary beads and quietly praying in their cage. The woman put her two female parrots in the cage with the males, The female parrot said, ''hi, we are prostitutes. Wanna have some fun? ''

one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and exclaimed ''put those beads away, our prayers have been answered!''

lhawarl1:

lol spoilt mind, it is a car seat belt

Smallville10:
that environment na die

I dey tell u baba

Jarizod:
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***DAIRY OF LALASTICLALA ***

I Promised Felicia 10k Last Week As We Were
Chatting on BBM. She Came To Abuja Yesterday, An
Unexpected Visit. Dis Morning, She Asked Me Of
The 10k I Promised Her. I Then Told Her Dat I Want
To Leave For Makurdi In The Next 5mins. I Gave Her My First Bank ATM Card Dat She Should Take It nd
Withdraw All She Wanted
(Knowing Fully Well Dat I
Had Less Dan 3k In Dat Account).
As Soon As She Kissed Me & Left, I Quickly Left The
House Knowing Dat She Will Kom Crying Back To
Me.
As I Got To AYA Junction,
Moses My Elder Brother Called Me On The Phone Saying "Lucky,You
Don Get The Alert, I Just Dey Komot From FirstBank
oh! I Don Pay That 80k Wey I Been Owe Ƴöů Into Ƴöůr Account, Thanks"...
Mheen!!! See Sweat!!!
Few Minutes Later, I Got The Alert!! Confirm 80k Credited.
I Wan Die As d Money
Enter.
Tried calling Felicia's phone, Switched Off. Tried PING!!! PING!!! No Delivery.
The Next minute, Alerts: 20k Debited,
20k Debited,
20k debited,
20k debited.
Even the Last 2k Withdrawn... I No Know Wetin Happen To Me, I Found Myself On
Hospital Bed.
Now They Are Asking Me What
Happened?
But Wot Will I Say
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